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Tuesday, November 7, 2006

Notes From The Prayer Warrior

posted by on November 7 at 9:03 AM

I didn’t have time to post this yesterday, so here’s a belated news flash: The Prayer Warrior has made his first comments on Ted Haggard. (The short version: Disgraced pastor = GOTV!)

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November 6, 2006

Prayer Warriors,

Pray for me as I am serving on jury duty today and tomorrow.

Pray for Ted Haggard, his family and church as evidence has proven that there has been sexual immorality.

Despite the news, all Christians need to cast their value vote tomorrow.

Thank you,
Pastor Hutch

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1

value vote? is that like a red light sale in aisle 3?

Posted by seattl98104 | November 7, 2006 9:22 AM
2

He needs prayer because he's on jury service? What a turkey.

Posted by Sachi | November 7, 2006 9:34 AM
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I'd think rather anyone who gets Hutch ON their jury would be the one needing divine intervention.

Posted by COMTE | November 7, 2006 9:48 AM
4

um sputnik why do you keep spamming the the primamry election links? the primary was a while ago.

Posted by seattl98104 | November 7, 2006 11:14 AM
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Notice how he said he has jury duty "today and tomorrow" NOT that he has been called for jury duty, which can go on indefinitely. Obviously the good reverend it going to try to shirk his civic responsibility by weaseling out of it.

Having just served jury duty, and witnessed the lazy fucks who wasted MY time trying to get out of it, I can only say this: What a fucking self-centered baby.

Doesn't he have some sort of disease or something?

Posted by catalina vel-duray | November 7, 2006 11:24 AM
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As a formerly devoted Law & Order fan (original series with Jerry Orbach and S. Epatha Merkerson -please), I would love to have jury duty. Though I would like to deliver my own one-liners during open court, Orbach style, and I don’t think they let jurors do that (ex. “He checked out before he checked out.”)

One of my partner’s co-workers has served THREE times, but I’ve never been called once. I own property and I’m registered to vote, so I can only surmise that they have a talent for choosing people who don’t want to serve.

Posted by Andrew | November 7, 2006 12:07 PM
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Maybe they have a talent for choosing jurors with talent. Which would keep you out.

Posted by voir dire | November 7, 2006 3:22 PM
8

Saucer of milk to #7. Meow!

Posted by Andrew | November 7, 2006 3:59 PM

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