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Amazing how these people maintain their power by proclaiming how weak and pathetic they are.

Posted by Noink | November 6, 2006 12:36 PM
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I'm stuck on the line "lean over the plate and take one for the team."

Posted by Misty Brown | November 6, 2006 12:42 PM
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You may be angry thinking, why would any woman put up with this crap? For two years, I worked with a woman who ended up joining Mars Hill. My assessment of her was that she was on the dumb side and it was very obvious to those that worked with her that she very desperately wanted to get married, wanted to have kids, and wanted to be a stay at home mom. This I felt before she ever showed interest in this church.

Sometimes, I think of her and I feel bad that she got such a crummy end of the deal. I mean is it worth it to marry someone you don't love (she married into the church) just because you're worried about whether or not you'll ever get married? While I thought her dumb, I doubt she's unconsious of the downsides of the situation she's put herself in. Lately though, I don't feel sorry for. In fact, I think she's kinda in her own way sticking it to them. I mean this guy she married, this pastor, and the whole Mars Hill Gang are thinking yeah this woman believes in what we represent and it's not just men that feel this way, see women want this too. But in reality, it's not the case at all. This is how she wanted to live her life and she's merely using them to do it. Only they're such idiots, so full of their crap interpretation for their own laziness, that they don't see it.

Posted by D | November 6, 2006 12:46 PM
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I love that he actually cites examples of women coming onto him on his blog, as well. How difficult it is to avoid the temptation. He is terrifying, not to mention ugly. I can't imagine anyone including his wife wanting a piece of him. I love a country where someone with a communications degree can become one of the most regarded pastors in the country. Go America!

Posted by BR | November 6, 2006 12:50 PM
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“There is no occasion where women led a society and were its heads and the men complied and followed. It’s a matter of Biblical creation”

This is one of my fave Driscoll quotes. Guess he forgot about England and at least a dozen other countries, as well as several US States. Oh well, people don't become religious fundamentalists because they're smart.

What a moron.

Posted by Andrew | November 6, 2006 1:00 PM
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Man I was walking by mars hill last night on my way to fred meyer and got swarmed by a bunch of "hip" twentysometings trying to get me to come inside. Devilish

Posted by Joh | November 6, 2006 1:05 PM
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MARS HILL CHURCH: KNOW YOUR PLACE, BITCH!

NOW WITH 2 NEW LOCATIONS TO SERVE YOU (OR IN YOUR CASE, SERVE THE LORD)!

Posted by Gomez | November 6, 2006 1:06 PM
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I mean is it worth it to marry someone you don't love (she married into the church) just because you're worried about whether or not you'll ever get married?

Sadly, there are too many women in this city who place the lion's share of their sense of self-worth on whether or not they get married.

Posted by Gomez | November 6, 2006 1:09 PM
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Christians always have to come up with some dumb ass concept to explain why things happen to their pastors from Swaggart to Haggard.
These people are typical of Many Christians, they are liars and wanting to justify all their shit by blaming others for their problems (like women).
Bottom line is Haggard is gay and if not gay then bisexual and should have come to terms with that earlier and been honest about it instead of hiding behind Christian concepts of sexuality that are hurting this country. If he had been honest about who he is from the beginning then many people would not be getting hurt now.
Also, he is not the only gay or bisexual christian man out there that is hiding from christian backlash regarding their sexuality. There are many that are shaking in their boots right now and they should not be it should all be ok that they are bi or gay.
They are stupid men in positions of power that will find any excuse to blame someone else so they can come out still in a position of power.

Posted by brian | November 6, 2006 1:11 PM
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So let me get this straight (HA, I crack myself up)

I've CHOSEN to be gay, I wasn't born this way. No. I one day saw a dude and thought, "you know, I think I'll be gay." It was all me. Evil satan worshiping me.

But poor pastors with fat wives... they've been left no choice. Apparently one day Ted just thought, "DAMN my wife is a cow... hmmm... I think I'll do some meth and take it up the ass."

Posted by monkey | November 6, 2006 1:18 PM
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If the Stranger wants to organize an Mars Hill intervention, I'd be there.

Posted by Timothy | November 6, 2006 2:07 PM
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Maybe an 'intervention' can come in a condo developer offering Mars Hill an insane amount of cash for their properties to convert said properties into condos.

Posted by Gomez | November 6, 2006 2:19 PM
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Monkey: even if you did "choose" to be gay, what's the problem? These kooks weren't BORN evangelical; they chose that path. And yet their rights are constitutionally protected.

Posted by Fnarf | November 6, 2006 2:28 PM
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what a dick

Posted by crankster | November 6, 2006 2:33 PM
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Monkey,

Thank you.

The “gay is a choice” argument is one of the sheer stupidest. I’d like to ask the fools that spout this line that if sexuality is a choice, then could they tell us the year and day that they chose to be straight?

And is Driscoll really saying that Evangelical ministers are so horny and prone to give in to temptation that they shouldn’t travel alone or even answer their own e-mail?

Posted by Andrew | November 6, 2006 2:37 PM
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The whole odd thing about Mark Driscoll's argument is that Ted Haggard's wife (while not my type as I'm a confirmed homosexualist) isn't exactly a dog:
http://alumniweb.oru.edu/oru%20alumni/images/right137-3.JPG

Maybe she just didn't think it was in her Christian, wifely duty to fuck her husband in the ass with a strap on while high on meth.

Posted by Chris | November 6, 2006 2:52 PM
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yeah, chris, i was just about to say that. she's a handsome, put-together middle aged woman. if i were her husband i'd feel proud and lucky.

so if we accept for a minute that ugly wives cause homosexuality (at least among pastors), then mrs. haggard is definitely not at fault.

Posted by emily | November 6, 2006 3:08 PM
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By this logic, if it does indeed go both ways, we can safely assume Mrs. Driscoll has been a rug muncher for years.

Posted by rubyred | November 6, 2006 3:24 PM
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Dammit -- there are two Monkeys on this forum..

Posted by Monkey | November 6, 2006 4:11 PM
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Oh, Monkey, there are a lot more than just two.

Posted by Fnarf | November 6, 2006 6:44 PM
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Yeah, unfortunately, I thought of that after hitting the post button. A pity my wit can't keep up with my mouse.

Now I'll have to think of a new slog moniker, which will sorely tax my poor monkey brain.

Posted by Monkey | November 6, 2006 7:27 PM
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Hoo boy--counting down the time until the Mars Hill sex scandal erupts.

Posted by BlueRuin | November 6, 2006 8:24 PM
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I think, fundamentally, the real trouble you all have with what he said comes from a different mind-set of what homosexuality is. He wants to be able to deal with it in the way he would deal with any other "sin", be that masturbation, pornography, alcoholism or adultery. Thus, at the the Mars Hill website (http://beta.marshillchurch.org/content/PastoralCare) they have "Support Groups" for anything from "Same Sex Attraction" to "Men's Purity". They have a 10th Anniversary video online too, in which one Mars Hill member talks about...well...dealing with same sex attraction. And now he's married.

I'm sure some of y'all don't really believe it's possible, or he must not really have been gay. I'm sure many of you feel sorry for all these people the church tries to convince to, y'know, not to sleep with people of the same gender, but hey, if they're going to tell young men not to look at pornography or even masturbate (they explain their position in a little booklet called "Reforming Male Sexuality") then by golly, you might as well pity them too.

Now, that said, I don't see how the comment about Pastor's wives letting themselves go has anything to do with a guy struggling with same-sex attraction. If someone's ability to maintain biblical sexuality, so to speak, depends on sexual satisfaction in marriage, us single guys are screwed. Anyways, I think what he said was probably unrelated to the Haggard. Actually, I think most of his blog was unrelated to Haggard, but more of a scandal-prevention strategy.

Which explains his comment about female assistants. If a "Mars Hill Sex Scandal" erupts, it won't be one of the Pastor's banging his secretary. Unless they both struggle with "Same Sex Attraction."

Posted by Joshua | November 7, 2006 7:19 PM

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