It's only fair that I win "most irritating commenter on Slog, as I already have a closet full of lifetime achievement awards for irritatingness in countless other spheres of life.
Well, Seattle98104's leading now, which is pathetic; s/he's nowhere near as irritating as I am. And Gomez! Gomez gets an interview, for cryin' out loud, but he's barely even irritating enough to pull into double figures. None of these candidates can annoy the crap out of as many people in as many ways on as many subjects in as many posts of as many words as me.
Are you mega-bloggers all done masturbating yourselves/each other? You people need to get real lives. And by that I mean get out once in awhile. Jesus.
Us anonymous sloggers can some way arrange a Karaoke night. Not only will we get to meet one another, but the individual songs we choose and how we perform them will reveal our true identities! There's a pretty good place in Skyway. I forget the address, but can find out.
Posted by
Experience Music |
November 21, 2006 9:24 PM
Even if you don't win this silly contest Fnarf, you probably have better taste in art than the rest of 'em. I never heard of Darren Hanlon. http://www.myspace.com/darrenhanlon
He sounds pretty cool. Thanks for the tip.
Seattle98104 made an excellent point - that "I heart Israel" guy has to be on the list.
Hmmm. I guess that "excellent point" means that I'd have to rescind my vote for Seattle98104.
You don't have to be very far "in" to see MY nipples. Just wait until the second bottle of wine is open. But you may need to claw your eyes out afterwards.
Laurie, Dazza is terrific. I think if you hurry and order his new record from Candle in Australia you can still get the version with the extra disk recorded live right here in Seattle opening for the Magnetic Fields at the Moore. Or, uh, prowl around the internets for it. Very nice stuff.
Crap, I just checked, and I'm in fourth place! I guess I'm not irritating enough. I'd better ramp it up. Let these furious fingers fly! Double my posting volume!
Fnarf -- Wine still? I got the impression (from your increasing dumpster-mouth) that you had switched over to the hard stuff. Maybe that's just kicking against the haters. You gonna do the interview?
Posted by
Lloyd Clydesdale |
November 22, 2006 3:51 PM
Oh, Lloyd, I've been swearing longer than you've been alive. I try to keep it sweet and floral for the ladies here on the slog. You should hear me at home. Wine, hard stuff, it's all good; I just can't drink beer anymore (bloat, farts, sleepy). Interview? We'll see.
I'm winning! Hurray!
It's only fair that I win "most irritating commenter on Slog, as I already have a closet full of lifetime achievement awards for irritatingness in countless other spheres of life.
Now I remember why I don't read that blog - its format is impossible!
I never imagined agreeing to speak with Dylan @ Seattle Metblog would lead to something so hilarious.
Is it pathetic I'm a little sad that I didn't make the top-six cut? ;p
You're just not very irritating, Golob. People naturally seem to like you. Sorry.
FWIW, golob, my rank in said poll is akin to that of the Mariners in their division :P
This makes my head hurt.
I can't believe "Josh"/"Shoshana" weren't included. Ridiculous!
They haven't been around enough lately.
I don't know whether to be annoyed or relieved I didn't make the list.
Well, Seattle98104's leading now, which is pathetic; s/he's nowhere near as irritating as I am. And Gomez! Gomez gets an interview, for cryin' out loud, but he's barely even irritating enough to pull into double figures. None of these candidates can annoy the crap out of as many people in as many ways on as many subjects in as many posts of as many words as me.
fnarf, drop us an e-mail at seattle.metblogs at gmail and we'll set up an interview!
Soupytwist is just angling to make the next poll. Nice try!
Are you mega-bloggers all done masturbating yourselves/each other? You people need to get real lives. And by that I mean get out once in awhile. Jesus.
Nope, not quite finished, hold on, ah, ah, ahh, THERE we go. Now I'm done. Were you saying something?
Thanks Fnarf. I just won $20 betting my roomie you'd be the first to reply. I guess you losers are good for something after all.
Cool. Shake hands?
i'm surprised "will in seattle" doesn't have a majority of the vote. that fucker is truly annoying.
I think Notablogger just walked away with the crown.
wow, i'm in the contest. someone's grating on you ;)
oh shit, and i'm in the lead????
do i get a trophy if i win?
and yeah, why aren't the everything's got to do with Israel guys not included?
this is hardly a poll when only including 4 people.
Us anonymous sloggers can some way arrange a Karaoke night. Not only will we get to meet one another, but the individual songs we choose and how we perform them will reveal our true identities! There's a pretty good place in Skyway. I forget the address, but can find out.
The bowling alley?
I'm not real comfortable with karaoke. I don't know any songs.
Except "I Wish That I Was Beautiful For You" by Darren Hanlon, and that's not on any karaoke machines.
Even if you don't win this silly contest Fnarf, you probably have better taste in art than the rest of 'em. I never heard of Darren Hanlon.
http://www.myspace.com/darrenhanlon
He sounds pretty cool. Thanks for the tip.
What an odd little place this has become. There are now Slogebrities who are famous because you see their name a lot on the Slog.
Slog imitates life I guess. Now get drunk and show us some nipple Fnarf.
This is a comment about a post about a contest inspired by an interview with a prolific commenter on the Stranger’s blog.
Seattle98104 made an excellent point - that "I heart Israel" guy has to be on the list.
Hmmm. I guess that "excellent point" means that I'd have to rescind my vote for Seattle98104.
More than a few of us have already seen Fnarf's nipples. You have to be in the 'in-crowd' to brush up against Slogebrities.
BTW, there's a new female duo band in town, "JJ".
Yeah, any such contest that does not include Josh is not to be taken seriously.
You don't have to be very far "in" to see MY nipples. Just wait until the second bottle of wine is open. But you may need to claw your eyes out afterwards.
Laurie, Dazza is terrific. I think if you hurry and order his new record from Candle in Australia you can still get the version with the extra disk recorded live right here in Seattle opening for the Magnetic Fields at the Moore. Or, uh, prowl around the internets for it. Very nice stuff.
Crap, I just checked, and I'm in fourth place! I guess I'm not irritating enough. I'd better ramp it up. Let these furious fingers fly! Double my posting volume!
Damn this having to work for a living! It interrupts my pursuit of blogebrity!
what is this "work" you speak of?
That identity reveleation through karaoke idea sounds hilarious.
Fuck Karaoke. I'll do "I Wish That I Was Beautiful For You" a capella, no music needed (or microphone, I'm loud).
I'll be back in the area for a couple weeks mid-December if the karaoke idea gets off the ground.
Fnarf -- Wine still? I got the impression (from your increasing dumpster-mouth) that you had switched over to the hard stuff. Maybe that's just kicking against the haters. You gonna do the interview?
Oh, Lloyd, I've been swearing longer than you've been alive. I try to keep it sweet and floral for the ladies here on the slog. You should hear me at home. Wine, hard stuff, it's all good; I just can't drink beer anymore (bloat, farts, sleepy).
Interview? We'll see.
Well, tally-ho. Best of luck in the polls.
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