Old news - and the tenth or more time that the Stranger has tried to put a story together about Ted Haggard, may he rot in hell someday, but really folks ....... is there no news out there?

And caught in the same mess, just what would you say to the media, Erica?

Uhhmm.. I think, that would be his ass.

Smile, God didn't see you at the store...

Are you kidding? We can't get enough of Ted's Excellent Adventures! We LOVE it!

And when, for Mary's sake, did anyone ever get the silly notion that blogs were supposed to be limited to "hard news"?

Gossip! Inuendo! Unfounded speculation! Titillating tidbits of torrid terpitude! Bring 'em on!

Torrid? Jeez, you must be star struck, he was done in 15 minutes, with little good conversation.

Any thing you might pick up on the Pine Street gateway to heaven at 2:00 am would be more torrid --- pretend it is the old sexual liberation era and they are all virgins that you need to inflame with new heights of passion - voila, torrid, long wet Seattle nights well spent.

And keep the ones for a second or third round that moan oh God, oh God a lot.

Even sweet Jesus, yeah sweet Jesus will do.

my gay buddies have always loved cock rings for any gift moment - Haggard was trying hard to be normal

uh, the link provided has nothing about said "shopping list". where did the pull quote “an electrical unit designed to stimulate the urethra” come from?

never mind, I see it now.

Dalliance, your ass, indeed, Missy. Cockrings are the gift that keeps on giving. Much better than say, candles or incense.

Holy shit! He was into sounding? I've been out of the closet for eleven years, since the tender age of 16, indulged in almost every legal perversion you can do with a man, and I still haven't stuck anything up my dick. This guy was not only a huge fag, but a kinky one too.