The side-tit was a turn off. Would have been hot if she were a tall italian man with shaggy brown hair and broad shoulders. Make you wonder what really constitutes straight.

If it wasn't for her bod, I'd think you guys were closeted gay neocon ministers or something ...

Personally, I don't get why he'd want to do that.

Will: There's this thing called the prostate that when properly engaged makes dudes see stars.

Whatever his motive, that athlete's in for some uncomfortable ribbing in the locker room.

"Make you wonder what really constitutes straight."

Liking to have sex with women, you imbecile. Like this guy obviously does.