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What gets me is that he SIGNED it. He fucking SIGNED it. Can someone please arrest him - just for being a dumbass.

Posted by dee | November 15, 2006 12:16 PM
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I heard that thing about how he was hanging a sex-tape over her head for the kids. Isn't that..umm....blackmail? You know... illegal? Why hasn't this been mentioned? I think he only wants the kids for vengeance, not love for his kids.

Posted by ky | November 15, 2006 12:16 PM
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A comment made on Defamer about this brought up a good point... he didn't try to get sole custidy of his kids from Shar Jackson.

Look out ladies, indeed. RUN BITCH, RUN!

Posted by monkey | November 15, 2006 12:20 PM
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The Dixie Chicks dedicated "White Trash Wedding" to K.Fed on Saturday. If you haven't heard it:

You can't afford no ring
You can't afford no ring
I shouldn't be wearing white and you can't afford no ring

You finally took my hand
You finally took my hand
It took a nip of gin
But you finally took my hand

You can't afford no ring
You can't afford no ring
I shouldn't be wearing white and you can't afford no ring

Mama don't approve
Mama don't approve
Daddy says he's the best in town
And mama don't approve

You can't afford no ring
You can't afford no ring
I shouldn't be wearing white and you can't afford no ring

Baby's on its way
Baby's on its way
Say I do and kiss me quick
'Cause baby's on its way

I shouldn't be wearing white and you can't afford no ring

Posted by JenK | November 15, 2006 12:37 PM
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i don't recall mr. federline making such a fuss about his OTHER two children. you know, the ones he made before ditching his pregnant girlfriend for britney.

this guy's stupidity is terrific. as schmader and i both supposed back in the day, dude's only apparent talent is that generous pistol he's packing downstairs.

glad to see young brit is no longer hypnotized by the powers of a magnificent cock. it happens and, man, it can make a person do some crazy shit.

Posted by kerri harrop | November 15, 2006 12:55 PM
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Is it too soon to obsess over who she should end up with next? I think Jared Lido is available.

Posted by monkey | November 15, 2006 1:11 PM
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Too bad for KFed, Britster has an iron-clad pre-nup. Unless he's able to cget custody, he won't have any access to her bags of money.

Posted by dewsterling | November 15, 2006 1:20 PM
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Also unfortunately for Mr. Federline, custody courts are not staffed with total nincompoops.

Posted by Fnarf | November 15, 2006 1:35 PM
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Truly, Fnarf, I have no idea how he intends on proving his case, but the courts sometimes make decisions that are seemingly nonsensical when it comes to preserving parental rights.

Posted by dewsterling | November 15, 2006 1:59 PM
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I eagerly await the Spears/McCartney nuptials next Spring.

Posted by elswinger | November 15, 2006 3:25 PM
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Maybe it's just me being a stickler, but without the dot over the "i," I read it as "ladles watch out." Maybe K-Fed has a thing for kitchenware.

Posted by Milbarge | November 15, 2006 3:47 PM
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he's so gross, but i'd be pretty vindictive too if i was dumped via text message...

Posted by michael strangeways | November 15, 2006 4:08 PM
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Why should the ladles watch out? Is he making soup?

Posted by Gillian | November 15, 2006 5:27 PM
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Kerri, I thought we agreed we'd never speak of my hypnotizing powers in public.

Posted by Paulus | November 15, 2006 5:45 PM
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paulus, what can i say? clearly, i am still under your spell.

Posted by kerri harrop | November 15, 2006 8:18 PM
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All the ladles I know are terrified.

Posted by SEAN NELSON, EMERITUS | November 15, 2006 11:28 PM
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Fuck a wife

How perverse...

Posted by 11x11 | November 16, 2006 12:18 AM
18

Is it "fuck a wife, feed a fever"? I always get those two mixed up.

Posted by elswinger | November 16, 2006 8:12 AM
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"Ladles watch out" because it's almost Thanksgiving, and K-Fed will be making his special Popozao Soup!

Posted by him | November 16, 2006 10:45 AM
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what a complete wanker. God help Britney win, who would ever in the world want a dumb white-trash wannabe father raising them. That would be worse then anything. He should be locked up!

Posted by criz | November 17, 2006 11:47 AM

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