Slog - Comments on K.Fed's Hate Note to Britney http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/11/kfeds_hate_note_to_b For those few who were starting to feel a wee bit sorry for K.Fed after receiving last week's dumpage from Britney, check out this little "love note" Kevin scrawled on a shower door at a recent gig in Chicago: Obviously, K.Fed could use some penmanship lessons, so for those who find it hard to read, it says: Today I'm a free man Ladies look out Fuck a wife Give me my kids Bitch! --Kevin Federline Sigh... what a dreamboat! He's like the Cyrano De Bergerac of misogynistic lazy untalented creeps.... Copyright 2008 Wed, 15 Nov 2006 12:05:18 -0800 Fri, 17 Nov 2006 11:47:11 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by dee What gets me is that he SIGNED it. He fucking SIGNED it. Can someone please arrest him - just for being a dumbass.

]]> dee http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/11/kfeds_hate_note_to_b#c492705 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/11/kfeds_hate_note_to_b#c492705 Wed, 15 Nov 2006 12:16:19 -0800 Comment by ky I heard that thing about how he was hanging a sex-tape over her head for the kids. Isn't that..umm....blackmail? You know... illegal? Why hasn't this been mentioned? I think he only wants the kids for vengeance, not love for his kids.

]]> ky http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/11/kfeds_hate_note_to_b#c492707 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/11/kfeds_hate_note_to_b#c492707 Wed, 15 Nov 2006 12:16:28 -0800 Comment by monkey A comment made on Defamer about this brought up a good point... he didn't try to get sole custidy of his kids from Shar Jackson.

Look out ladies, indeed. RUN BITCH, RUN!

]]> monkey http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/11/kfeds_hate_note_to_b#c492716 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/11/kfeds_hate_note_to_b#c492716 Wed, 15 Nov 2006 12:20:37 -0800 Comment by JenK The Dixie Chicks dedicated "White Trash Wedding" to K.Fed on Saturday. If you haven't heard it:

You can't afford no ring
You can't afford no ring
I shouldn't be wearing white and you can't afford no ring

You finally took my hand
You finally took my hand
It took a nip of gin
But you finally took my hand

You can't afford no ring
You can't afford no ring
I shouldn't be wearing white and you can't afford no ring

Mama don't approve
Mama don't approve
Daddy says he's the best in town
And mama don't approve

You can't afford no ring
You can't afford no ring
I shouldn't be wearing white and you can't afford no ring

Baby's on its way
Baby's on its way
Say I do and kiss me quick
'Cause baby's on its way

I shouldn't be wearing white and you can't afford no ring

]]> JenK http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/11/kfeds_hate_note_to_b#c492723 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/11/kfeds_hate_note_to_b#c492723 Wed, 15 Nov 2006 12:37:58 -0800 Comment by kerri harrop i don't recall mr. federline making such a fuss about his OTHER two children. you know, the ones he made before ditching his pregnant girlfriend for britney.

this guy's stupidity is terrific. as schmader and i both supposed back in the day, dude's only apparent talent is that generous pistol he's packing downstairs.

glad to see young brit is no longer hypnotized by the powers of a magnificent cock. it happens and, man, it can make a person do some crazy shit.

]]> kerri harrop http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/11/kfeds_hate_note_to_b#c492734 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/11/kfeds_hate_note_to_b#c492734 Wed, 15 Nov 2006 12:55:45 -0800 Comment by monkey Is it too soon to obsess over who she should end up with next? I think Jared Lido is available.

]]> monkey http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/11/kfeds_hate_note_to_b#c492741 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/11/kfeds_hate_note_to_b#c492741 Wed, 15 Nov 2006 13:11:52 -0800 Comment by dewsterling Too bad for KFed, Britster has an iron-clad pre-nup. Unless he's able to cget custody, he won't have any access to her bags of money.

]]> dewsterling http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/11/kfeds_hate_note_to_b#c492743 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/11/kfeds_hate_note_to_b#c492743 Wed, 15 Nov 2006 13:20:22 -0800 Comment by Fnarf Also unfortunately for Mr. Federline, custody courts are not staffed with total nincompoops.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/11/kfeds_hate_note_to_b#c492752 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/11/kfeds_hate_note_to_b#c492752 Wed, 15 Nov 2006 13:35:49 -0800 Comment by dewsterling Truly, Fnarf, I have no idea how he intends on proving his case, but the courts sometimes make decisions that are seemingly nonsensical when it comes to preserving parental rights.

]]> dewsterling http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/11/kfeds_hate_note_to_b#c492769 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/11/kfeds_hate_note_to_b#c492769 Wed, 15 Nov 2006 13:59:41 -0800 Comment by elswinger I eagerly await the Spears/McCartney nuptials next Spring.

]]> elswinger http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/11/kfeds_hate_note_to_b#c492829 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/11/kfeds_hate_note_to_b#c492829 Wed, 15 Nov 2006 15:25:24 -0800 Comment by Milbarge Maybe it's just me being a stickler, but without the dot over the "i," I read it as "ladles watch out." Maybe K-Fed has a thing for kitchenware.

]]> Milbarge http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/11/kfeds_hate_note_to_b#c492851 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/11/kfeds_hate_note_to_b#c492851 Wed, 15 Nov 2006 15:47:56 -0800 Comment by michael strangeways he's so gross, but i'd be pretty vindictive too if i was dumped via text message...

]]> michael strangeways http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/11/kfeds_hate_note_to_b#c492871 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/11/kfeds_hate_note_to_b#c492871 Wed, 15 Nov 2006 16:08:51 -0800 Comment by Gillian Why should the ladles watch out? Is he making soup?

]]> Gillian http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/11/kfeds_hate_note_to_b#c492928 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/11/kfeds_hate_note_to_b#c492928 Wed, 15 Nov 2006 17:27:06 -0800 Comment by Paulus Kerri, I thought we agreed we'd never speak of my hypnotizing powers in public.

]]> Paulus http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/11/kfeds_hate_note_to_b#c492935 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/11/kfeds_hate_note_to_b#c492935 Wed, 15 Nov 2006 17:45:11 -0800 Comment by kerri harrop paulus, what can i say? clearly, i am still under your spell.

]]> kerri harrop http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/11/kfeds_hate_note_to_b#c492993 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/11/kfeds_hate_note_to_b#c492993 Wed, 15 Nov 2006 20:18:57 -0800 Comment by SEAN NELSON, EMERITUS All the ladles I know are terrified.

]]> SEAN NELSON, EMERITUS http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/11/kfeds_hate_note_to_b#c493041 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/11/kfeds_hate_note_to_b#c493041 Wed, 15 Nov 2006 23:28:08 -0800 Comment by 11x11 Fuck a wife

How perverse...

]]> 11x11 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/11/kfeds_hate_note_to_b#c493050 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/11/kfeds_hate_note_to_b#c493050 Thu, 16 Nov 2006 00:18:57 -0800 Comment by elswinger Is it "fuck a wife, feed a fever"? I always get those two mixed up.

]]> elswinger http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/11/kfeds_hate_note_to_b#c493082 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/11/kfeds_hate_note_to_b#c493082 Thu, 16 Nov 2006 08:12:12 -0800 Comment by him "Ladles watch out" because it's almost Thanksgiving, and K-Fed will be making his special Popozao Soup!

]]> him http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/11/kfeds_hate_note_to_b#c493167 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/11/kfeds_hate_note_to_b#c493167 Thu, 16 Nov 2006 10:45:50 -0800 Comment by criz what a complete wanker. God help Britney win, who would ever in the world want a dumb white-trash wannabe father raising them. That would be worse then anything. He should be locked up!

]]> criz http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/11/kfeds_hate_note_to_b#c493820 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/11/kfeds_hate_note_to_b#c493820 Fri, 17 Nov 2006 11:47:11 -0800