Oh dear god.

At first I was totally ready to chalk it up to computer effects, but the response of the others make me unsure, and vaguely suicidal.

YOU.
BETTA.
WORK.

"She Poos Clouds."

Well, that's certainly my Final Fantasy.

As the poopstress flees, you can see beige water staining her leg.

I go die now.

I knew someone would get that joke. Of course it HAD to be a fag because who else would listen to a song about peeing on your boyfriend?

It's real.

And the feel of cold steel cocked against my head is looking more and more like something I want to experience.

Actually, I never would've gotten the joke (or heard the album) if Cienna Madrid hadn't forced it on me.

Still, she's pretty faggy.

Jeff: I'm with you.

Speaking of shooting yourself in the head: In a movie, I saw a gunman put a plastic bag over the head of his victim before shooting him, thereby diminishing the splatter factor significantly.

Just a tip for the suicide that doesn't want to leave a mess...

Whoops. At least the 'bloom' had the courtesy to stay local.

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

Thanks for the tip, David.

I'll try to use the plastic bag method, but in order to truly yearn for death, I'm going to watch this a couple hundred times.

If I'm not a complete gibbering wreck afterwards, maybe I can go into... politics, or something.

OH SNAP. HE WENT THERE.

I'm SO totally going to tell my wife not to watch that.

That poor woman...:/ being human sucks some times.

Dood: Totally.

Everyone else: No matter how bad you feel watching that mess, consider the agony of the woman who made it.

Oh, that heroin makes you do crazy things.

Reminds me of a Nick Cave show in San Francisco a few years back where a certain female fan (ahem) lost it right in the middle of the crowd.

"OH SHIT!"...he screams at the end. I saw this clip first thing this morning...and it is STILL funny! I only wish it'd gone on beyond when they all jump from the poo cloud...what happens next? does she cry? does she go for it and finish the job? REALLY I wanna know.

Fakest fake thing that was ever faked.

Fa. Ke.

Yeah, that's totally fake. Sid & Marty Krofft could pull off a more convincing special effect.

I fucking hate this clip.

Stranger Slog finally put to really good use

Next, diaper contents contest, which makes this clip look like hygene 102

Since this gets someone named David so aroused, dare I suggest he buy a scat film or two

Please all you frat boy types, esp. the iccky boy homos, ask your lady friends about napkins and tampons, stains on bedding and white jeans, etc., next vide please

It wasn't as bad as I thought that it would be after I read the comments. Sure, it would be gross if it were real....

I wonder if she had any corn recently.

faaaake.
I wish she poos clouds. she totally poos ink. oh pooka.

That poor girl...

Fake or real, I was eating a Taco Del Mar fish taco & refried beans when I saw this; I'll never eat at Taco Del Mar again. Thanks.

Am I the only one who wonders why the jets are not turned on. It is a hot tub after all. Unless you don't get the full effect with the water foaming up. Also, why were the other 2 girls wearing bikinis while the supposed victum was wearing, what?, a sweater?? Unless it was to hide something like a bag full of brown liquid??