They'll control "his money and his furture"? It really does sound like an S&M story, doesn't it?
Someone in the adult film industry should really make an XXX movie based on Ted. That could be really fun.
How 'bout it, gays? Have a good relationship with your father? Sounds like you don't exist.
Any straight guys out there with absent/abusive fathers? Sounds like you don't exist either.
(According to Dobson, “Three men will oversee discipline and punishment” for the fallen Haggard. Hubba hubba.)
I had the same reaction. I didn't know "restoration" could be so hot...
Okay, I can't listen to Herr Dobson's quote while I'm at work, so maybe I'm missing something, but... why the fuck is it up to Dobson and three (big, meaty, leather-bound and mustached) men to oversee discipline and punishment for Haggard? Isn't that kinda their God's job?
Also, my fascination with Madame is like a crow to shiny objects.
I imagine there’s going to be some serious Clockwork Orange style reprogramming for Ted.
Too bad, ‘cause it won’t work.
Three men? Discipline and punishment? Long and hard? Hell, I know plenty of guys who pay good money for that kind of thing. Lucky Teddy.
That photo of Dina and Joyce DeWitt made my heart skip a beat. Why do I remember that Madame puppet? Was she "it" ever on Hollywood Squares reruns?
Yes, Madame was on Hollywood Squares, but I remember her mostly from Solid Gold, on which she appeared with her creator Waylon Flowers.
"Any straight guys out there with absent/abusive fathers? Sounds like you don't exist either."
I for one definitely exist.
Wow. This is a motherfucker of a "sexual identity crisis" I am having. God damn mother. God damn father. How did they teach my dick to get so hard around other boys?
A sexual "identity" crisis is when you lie to the world about being a polesmoker and pretend you like vagina in order to retain your position of power and wealth.
And why does that fuckwit Larry King give any air time to this bullshit? I believe he is a man of intelligence, but he must lack journalistic ethics and standards because he knows what Dobson is saying IS bullshit and is refuted by empirical evidence, yet he refuses to call him out.
Polesmoker> you're surprised that LK is serving up softballs?
Mike in Mo: No. I'm surprised he isn't serving up any balls in that interview. Even a softball would have been better than just sitting there letting Dobson explain how my mother did this to me.
Confidential to Mom: Thanks! Cock = good!
Boy, does this shit ever write itself.
Is he saying that only males should have oversight of child-rearing? Since obviously a mother's hand turns any good boy into a screaming queen.
But, aren't the wives are supposed to stay home and not have jobs...then again, men need to lead their households...rgh...gah...fundamentalist Christian brain...getting confused...can't cope...must...find...leather-boy porn...ahhhh.
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