WOW. That’s just about all I can say about this story involving actress (?) DENISE RICHARDS who, in a truly freaky incident, injured a senior citizen IN A WHEELCHAIR by dropping a laptop on her from a balcony. Please, for the love of God… read on.

Denise Richards was involved in a bizarre incident with paparazzi Wednesday on the Canadian set of her new movie Blonde and Blonder, where laptop computers were hurled and a senior citizen slightly injured, a spokesman for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police tells PEOPLE.

The actress approached the photographers and threw their laptops off the balcony of the hotel, said Thiessen, adding that a computer “struck an 80-year-old women in a wheelchair. It struck her in the arm. She was not interested in pursuing criminal charges and suffered only minor injuries.”

Police interviewed both Richards and her costar, Pamela Anderson, about the incident, and the movie production company agreed to pay for the damages to the photographers’ computers, according to Thiessen.

As of yet, no charges are being filed. Howard Blank, a representative of the Blonde and Blonder production, said, “No one was seriously injured in any way.” He said the events were “getting blown way out of proportion.”

Blown out of proportion? Are you kidding me? WE’RE JUST GETTING STARTED!