News David Blaine Can Suck My Ass
posted by November 22 at 11:45 AMon
Continuining a lifelong tradition of ignoring legitimate horror to obsess over stupid flurries of nothing, I fucking hate David Blaine.
The “endurance artist”/magician/masochistic exhibitionist with a Jesus complex has been on my shitlist since I first learned of his creepy existence, and my scorn has grown with each of his self-serving public grotesqueries. What’s “magic” about spending half a week inside a closet of ice at Lincoln Center, or going without food while standing atop a 90-foot pillar for 36 hours? Nothing, and the driving force behind all of Blaine’s stunts has always seemed some perverse combination of a need for attention and a need to suffer. Ta-dah!
And then I saw Blaine’s new commercial for Target, where the world’s most self-obsessed sub bottom actually claims he’s doing it for the kids.
Blet, blet, blet.
Mistress Matisse: Can you shed any light on Blaine’s hidden-in-plain-sight kink?