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Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Britney Bares Her Baby-Maker

posted by on November 29 at 18:23 PM

“I thought for sure I could find a link on the Slog to those panty-less Britney Spears photos everyone’s talking about,” wrote Slog tipper Keith. “SLACKERS!!!”

Dear Keith: You’re right. It was terrible of me to even think about protecting Slog readers from Britney’s hairless coochie. Click the photo for the full, NSFW “goods”.

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What’s amazing to contemplate is the millions of dollars Britney flushed down the toilet by allowing some stalker with a camera phone to take these shots instead of a Playboy or Swank professional.

(Thanks to Defamer for both versions of the photo.)

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1

Is it a C-section scar what I am seeing above?

Posted by tinydoc | November 29, 2006 6:25 PM
2

Dear Slog readers: I tried to take it back after I saw the pix. Hope you weren't eating a tuna sandwich or, really, anything.

Posted by Keith | November 29, 2006 6:30 PM
3

One site has a picture where Paris is actually trying to push Britney's thighs together. You know you've hit bottom when Paris Fucking Hilton wants you to stop showing it off.

Posted by Kate | November 29, 2006 6:41 PM
4

Is she not even wearing a skirt? Holy clam bone.

Posted by KELLY O | November 29, 2006 7:08 PM
5

What the hell is she wearing?

Posted by caitlin! | November 29, 2006 8:36 PM
6

Yes, Virginia, that is a c-section scar. Those of who wear the scar recognize it all too well. I hope those boys have a good, loving nanny.

Posted by Marcy | November 29, 2006 10:03 PM
7

let's see... what would paris hilton say? "That's hot!" or "...{vomit}..." ;)

Posted by Charles | November 29, 2006 10:36 PM
8

dan can't top this ---- and after all, it is just her cunt, really amazing, no silkies

Posted by Jack | November 30, 2006 1:41 AM
9

Is seems neither Britney or Lindsay Lohan ever wear panties because there are dozens of pictures of them flashing on the net. Their snatches either need a stylist and make up person or at least a pussy wrangler.

Posted by elswinger | November 30, 2006 8:47 AM
10

What I don't get is why I felt compelled to click on the picture even though I already know what a vagina looks like.

But damn. She's not even TRYING to be dainty, is she? Every girl knows that if you're going commando and wearing a skirt you HAVE TO KEEP YOUR LEGS TOGETHER.

Posted by B | November 30, 2006 10:39 AM
11

It's not even a good one.

Posted by Will in Seattle | November 30, 2006 11:49 AM
12

Poor Paris - she's so dainty and modest. It must have been hell for her to have to go out with someone like Mrs. Federline.

But answer me this: Why don't we ever get a tantalzing glimpse of celeberity schlong?

Posted by Where's the Beef? | November 30, 2006 2:58 PM
13

Good lord, she's not just flashing pink, she's baring the entire beaver, all the way to the c-section scar. God, I think only a GYN could find that titillating.

Lord, girl, did someone tell you that just opening your thighs and showing the frog's mouth was ENTICING? For the love of all that's holy, stop taking your advice on seduction from that slimy skank you were dumb enough to marry.

Posted by Geni | November 30, 2006 3:24 PM
14

I think it's for the publicity.

I recall meeting Lindsay Lohan (apparantly she also does this flash thing) once, quite a while ago, and it's a shame that some people seem to go off the deep end with the whole fame thing. She didn't seem that nutso back then, but it was a few years back.

Sigh.

Posted by Will in Seattle | December 1, 2006 2:26 AM
15

Britney spear is out a control

Posted by Enrique | December 7, 2006 10:28 AM
16

Britney Spear Ready to score once again.

Posted by *****JUPITER***** | December 7, 2006 10:35 AM
17

I get goosebumps looking into the lips of a stranger, no, wait thats Britney. YES!!

Posted by Long Dong | December 7, 2006 9:41 PM

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