I met that guy's girlfriend yesterday and while she was only wearing the minimum 13 pieces of flair, she was the top seller of Xtreme Fajitas for the entire month. So, he (or she, I suppose) has that going for him.
The 5 day waiting period for purchasing handguns is just too damn long...
If U2 were dead, they'd be rolling around in their graves. In fact, the only thing that could have saved this would be if young, angry Bono (not old, pansy, let's-save-the-world-and-be-friends-with-Bill-Gates Bono) showed up and kicked their asses.
Wow.
I do like the guy on the left, as the camera pulls back, who is holding his head. We all can relate.
I think peer pressure forced him to stand and clap.
I can only add two things:
A)Notice that he DID NOT HAVE ANY PAPER IN FRONT OF HIM. He learned that whole song by heart!!!! THAT IS INSANE.
B) The standing O is half of the magic of the piece.
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November 10, 2006 10:53 AM
I assume those of you who thought this was a must-see have never been a cog in a giant corporation - it was a little too close to home for me, and nothing surprising. Managers at such places actually expect their employees to be as excited about making money for themselves and the company as that guy either is or is pretending to be (I think it's more likely he thought writing the song would make him hipper and get him laid more). If you know anyone who works for our local giant global internet everything store, ask them about the IMDb rap.
Wow, the guy has pipes, indeed. The singing, the guitar, the conversion of the original lyrics, all the technical measures exceptionally good for this kind of corporate tripe.
And a song whose mood could hardly be a worse match for message.
I endured it expecting something redeeming at the end like rotten tomatoes from the audience. Schmader, how could you do this to us?
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Came back after 3-day trip with my boyfriend Jack, opened mail, and got about 46 letters with porn, porn, and once more porn. Links to any kind of porn, even something disgusting.
Huh, and that was really smth out of my mind:
how could that girl tolerate all that?? http://dreamsexy.info
any comments, guys?
Came back after 3-day trip with my boyfriend Jack, opened mail, and got about 46 letters with porn, porn, and once more porn. Links to any kind of porn, even something disgusting.
Huh, and that was really smth out of my mind:
how could that girl tolerate all that?? http://dreamsexy.info
any comments, guys?
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Holy fucking FUCK.
This leaves that goddamn "We Built This Starbucks on Heart & Soul" in the dust.
I go die now.
Holy fucking FUCK FUCK. I'll be dying right behind you.
The Best Ever. Wow
um... why do people do this?
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oh god kill me now ?!?!?!?!?
I couldn't make it through the whole thing. Did it end as bad as it "Holy FUCK" ing started?
Jimmy, you MUST go back and listen to THE WHOLE THING.
If you haven't heard the line about Michelle Shepard leading the team in the Northeast, you haven't lived.
well, he does have pipes.
I have heard the future - and it makes me want to make with the stabby-stabby to my ears.
Where's Tim Robbins? This is the sequel to Bob Roberts, right?
Oh my god, I'm so embarrassed for him.
even on company time it is drivel
I met that guy's girlfriend yesterday and while she was only wearing the minimum 13 pieces of flair, she was the top seller of Xtreme Fajitas for the entire month. So, he (or she, I suppose) has that going for him.
The 5 day waiting period for purchasing handguns is just too damn long...
OMFG.
If U2 were dead, they'd be rolling around in their graves. In fact, the only thing that could have saved this would be if young, angry Bono (not old, pansy, let's-save-the-world-and-be-friends-with-Bill-Gates Bono) showed up and kicked their asses.
Wow.
I do like the guy on the left, as the camera pulls back, who is holding his head. We all can relate.
I think peer pressure forced him to stand and clap.
I can only add two things:
A)Notice that he DID NOT HAVE ANY PAPER IN FRONT OF HIM. He learned that whole song by heart!!!! THAT IS INSANE.
B) The standing O is half of the magic of the piece.
more uncomfortable making than any episode of "the office" i've watched so far. oh god.
i still can't get over the sheer brilliance of this.
a) i hate BOA, as i can personally testify to being a**-raped too many times to count by said BOA
b) if this isn't the third sign of the apocalypse, then by god, nothing is.
...douche chills...
I assume those of you who thought this was a must-see have never been a cog in a giant corporation - it was a little too close to home for me, and nothing surprising. Managers at such places actually expect their employees to be as excited about making money for themselves and the company as that guy either is or is pretending to be (I think it's more likely he thought writing the song would make him hipper and get him laid more). If you know anyone who works for our local giant global internet everything store, ask them about the IMDb rap.
This makes me want to rip my own head off.
"One heart, filled with spirit." That's exactly what comes to mind whenever I think of credit cards.
That guy's either the biggest tool I've ever seen, or he's Andy Kaufman reincarnated.
1. "Integration's never had us feeling so good." Hm.
2. Is that a young-ish Lyndon Johnson playing guitar?
3. Could there possibly be a worse hangover medicine than this fucking fuck video?
At least the guy can sing better than Bono.
I wonder if U2 is getting a royalty check from this.
No no no no no, a thousand times no!
I like it a lot better than the original.
In the coming Corporatopia, all entertainment will be like this.
Oh my god, that guy was SO serious! I hope he knows he's freaking people out all over the country now.
Wow, the guy has pipes, indeed. The singing, the guitar, the conversion of the original lyrics, all the technical measures exceptionally good for this kind of corporate tripe.
And a song whose mood could hardly be a worse match for message.
I endured it expecting something redeeming at the end like rotten tomatoes from the audience. Schmader, how could you do this to us?
Pure Genious!
I don't see what you're all cringing about. That is fucking genius if ever I saw it. High-larious!
Came back after 3-day trip with my boyfriend Jack, opened mail, and got about 46 letters with porn, porn, and once more porn. Links to any kind of porn, even something disgusting.
Huh, and that was really smth out of my mind:
how could that girl tolerate all that??
http://dreamsexy.info
any comments, guys?
Came back after 3-day trip with my boyfriend Jack, opened mail, and got about 46 letters with porn, porn, and once more porn. Links to any kind of porn, even something disgusting.
Huh, and that was really smth out of my mind:
how could that girl tolerate all that??
http://dreamsexy.info
any comments, guys?
Came back after 3-day trip with my boyfriend Jack, opened mail, and got about 46 letters with porn, porn, and once more porn. Links to any kind of porn, even something disgusting.
Huh, and that was really smth out of my mind:
how could that girl tolerate all that??
http://dreamsexy.info
any comments, guys?
Hello guys, i'm in a good mood today, and want to share with you my photos from Cyprus Tour. I was there with my lovely friend Diana and we have had a lot of fun ;-)
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Maybe someone else want to share his or her pics???
C'mon! Don't be so shy!:-) i'd also like to watch your photos!:)
Hello guys, i'm in a good mood today, and want to share with you my photos from Cyprus Tour. I was there with my lovely friend Diana and we have had a lot of fun ;-)
[url=http://freeporn.sex-movies-xxx.info]free porno[/url]
Maybe someone else want to share his or her pics???
C'mon! Don't be so shy!:-) i'd also like to watch your photos!:)
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