Slog - Comments on Barney Fife Arrested in Failed Kidnapping

Comment by COMTE

COMTE — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 18:26:44 -0800

If he'd been wearing his BumperNuts, he probably would have gotten away.

Comment by Sachi

Sachi — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 19:00:45 -0800

Too bad he didn't get both in one shot.

Comment by ryan

ryan — Thu, 16 Nov 2006 00:38:51 -0800

Don Knotts was was funny 'actor', and linking his character to this story is an insult.
I wouldn't mind having a Barney Fife as deputy in Seattle and it would be a hoot to have Mr. Ferley as a landlord.

Next time you'll be mentioning Van Gogh and Steve Buscemi whenever an ear gets cut off. Stick with sports and not humour Brad. You're a fantasy jock remember.

You should be eligible for the Darwin Awards.

Comment by Nick W

Nick W — Thu, 16 Nov 2006 03:25:40 -0800

I cringed just thinking about being shot in the testicle.

I'd imagine he did something a bit more than just cringe.

Comment by Lloyd Clydesdale

Lloyd Clydesdale — Thu, 16 Nov 2006 07:42:15 -0800

I hope it was .22 caliber.

Comment by elswinger

elswinger — Thu, 16 Nov 2006 08:08:10 -0800

Ryan,

Steve Buscemi (Mister Pink) was not in the ear cutting scene in Resevoir Dogs, it was Michael Madsen (Mr. Blonde).

I hope you remember that when you except your Darwin Award.

Comment by ryan

ryan — Thu, 16 Nov 2006 09:52:07 -0800

Way to go, Elswinger, the piece of pie goes to your little A&E "Trivial Pursuit".

Believe this, the Darwin Awards don't want me to 'except' for my deserved efforts. Paraphrasing SNL's parody of Blue Velvet's Dennis Hopper - I'll Freakin Freak their whole Freakin operation.