"And so I go down on him like this, and I'm all like 'oh, yeah, baby, your chocolate love is better than ice cream', and I was choking and gagging and shit cause it was so thick, you know?"
This tastes better than the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. But there are trans fats, so there are trade-offs.
Lieberman is a loser like Santorum and deserves a funny politician name definition. Let's show this loser what people really think about politico's who support the war. Santorum was a good start. Please add this Lieberman definition to your dictionary. -
Santorum - That frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes a byproduct of anal sex.
Lieberman - noun - A clot of blood than forms on an infant's penis if the Rabbi doesn't suck the blood away quick enough. -- The Rabbi used his tongue to dislodge the Lieberman that had formed on the penis. (There are three stages required for the performance of a ritually correct circumcision in Jewish law: the removal of the foreskin; the tearing of the underlying membraene so as to expose the glans completely; and the sucking away of the blood, m'tsitsah)see- http://www.sexuallymutilatedchild.org/mohel.htm
Re: Comment 16. Not all Jews have the "sucking" part in their traditions of circumcision. It is a really rare hasidic tradition, most people don't do it and haven't heard of it.
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"And so I go down on him like this, and I'm all like 'oh, yeah, baby, your chocolate love is better than ice cream', and I was choking and gagging and shit cause it was so thick, you know?"
"Watch this. I learned this trick in college. I can make soft ice cream hard."
"You see Ted, THIS is the propper way to deep throat. You gotta guard the teeth. mmmmmm, I love this brown flavor."
After all I did for that man you would think he'd know not to put phalic-shaped chocolate products into his mouth in front of the cameras. Sheesh!
Take this, Teddy.
This tastes better than the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. But there are trans fats, so there are trade-offs.
There's santorum on that vanilla cone.
"This new Ben & Jerry's Sweet Santorum flavor is delish!"
"Fudge packer"
"What do you mean, it looks like I'm used to this?"
"no no, this is totally how I suck my wife's dick... I'm not gay."
This has got to be a photoshop job.
"Mmph! Mmbr mmphn mummn omm muphmn!"
In the words of Patton Oswalt, gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys.
Just think of it as outreach for the new closeted gay pastors of the Evangalical groups ...
Lieberman is a loser like Santorum and deserves a funny politician name definition. Let's show this loser what people really think about politico's who support the war. Santorum was a good start. Please add this Lieberman definition to your dictionary. -
Santorum - That frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes a byproduct of anal sex.
Lieberman - noun - A clot of blood than forms on an infant's penis if the Rabbi doesn't suck the blood away quick enough. -- The Rabbi used his tongue to dislodge the Lieberman that had formed on the penis. (There are three stages required for the performance of a ritually correct circumcision in Jewish law: the removal of the foreskin; the tearing of the underlying membraene so as to expose the glans completely; and the sucking away of the blood, m'tsitsah)see- http://www.sexuallymutilatedchild.org/mohel.htm
mmm mmmfff mmm meh meh fffmmm Ted Haggard
"Hey, here's my Haggard impersonation...that's not a camera is it?"
That picture is so gay I should get a toaster for even seeing it. It's even gayer than his Fascist Easter Egg costume.
He appears to be blushing profusely. Santorum knows the score.
Wow! Did you see the Corker’s Congressional Pages? (I think the blond “B” in the middle is dreamy.)
http://www.foxnews.com/
Pretend it's a Democrat on Wednesday morning, Rick.
Damn - blowers cramps, AGAIN!
"Sexual Chocolate."
#13
Yes I licked it, but I didn't suck it.
"You are what you eat."
Okaym, #23 wins. Hee!
In this behind the scenes photo at "Talk Sex" our toy tester Ricky gets carried away while testing a new line of products.
Re: Comment 16. Not all Jews have the "sucking" part in their traditions of circumcision. It is a really rare hasidic tradition, most people don't do it and haven't heard of it.
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