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Monday, November 6, 2006

Another Caption Contest?

posted by on November 6 at 14:13 PM

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Rick Santorum on the campaign trail.

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1

"And so I go down on him like this, and I'm all like 'oh, yeah, baby, your chocolate love is better than ice cream', and I was choking and gagging and shit cause it was so thick, you know?"

Posted by el ganador | November 6, 2006 2:23 PM
2

"Watch this. I learned this trick in college. I can make soft ice cream hard."

Posted by Fnarf | November 6, 2006 2:24 PM
3

"You see Ted, THIS is the propper way to deep throat. You gotta guard the teeth. mmmmmm, I love this brown flavor."

Posted by monkey | November 6, 2006 2:25 PM
4

After all I did for that man you would think he'd know not to put phalic-shaped chocolate products into his mouth in front of the cameras. Sheesh!

Posted by Dan Savage | November 6, 2006 2:26 PM
5

Take this, Teddy.

Posted by Stoked for Menendez | November 6, 2006 2:26 PM
6

This tastes better than the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. But there are trans fats, so there are trade-offs.

Posted by Genevieve | November 6, 2006 2:28 PM
7

There's santorum on that vanilla cone.

Posted by captions 'n things | November 6, 2006 2:28 PM
8

"This new Ben & Jerry's Sweet Santorum flavor is delish!"

Posted by him | November 6, 2006 2:30 PM
9

"Fudge packer"

Posted by GW | November 6, 2006 2:32 PM
10

"What do you mean, it looks like I'm used to this?"

Posted by Nick W | November 6, 2006 2:42 PM
11

"no no, this is totally how I suck my wife's dick... I'm not gay."

Posted by monkey | November 6, 2006 3:06 PM
12

This has got to be a photoshop job.

Posted by Mike in MO | November 6, 2006 3:22 PM
13

"Mmph! Mmbr mmphn mummn omm muphmn!"

Posted by COMTE | November 6, 2006 3:24 PM
14

In the words of Patton Oswalt, gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys.

Posted by Not a caption, just gay oh my god so gay. | November 6, 2006 3:26 PM
15

Just think of it as outreach for the new closeted gay pastors of the Evangalical groups ...

Posted by Will in Seattle | November 6, 2006 3:46 PM
16

Lieberman is a loser like Santorum and deserves a funny politician name definition. Let's show this loser what people really think about politico's who support the war. Santorum was a good start. Please add this Lieberman definition to your dictionary. -


Santorum - That frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes a byproduct of anal sex.


Lieberman - noun - A clot of blood than forms on an infant's penis if the Rabbi doesn't suck the blood away quick enough. -- The Rabbi used his tongue to dislodge the Lieberman that had formed on the penis. (There are three stages required for the performance of a ritually correct circumcision in Jewish law: the removal of the foreskin; the tearing of the underlying membraene so as to expose the glans completely; and the sucking away of the blood, m'tsitsah)see- http://www.sexuallymutilatedchild.org/mohel.htm

Posted by Dan Fan | November 6, 2006 3:54 PM
17

mmm mmmfff mmm meh meh fffmmm Ted Haggard

Posted by matthew | November 6, 2006 4:03 PM
18

"Hey, here's my Haggard impersonation...that's not a camera is it?"

Posted by StrangerDanger | November 6, 2006 4:16 PM
19

That picture is so gay I should get a toaster for even seeing it. It's even gayer than his Fascist Easter Egg costume.

Posted by Geni | November 6, 2006 5:06 PM
20

He appears to be blushing profusely. Santorum knows the score.

Posted by Fnarf | November 6, 2006 5:20 PM
21

Wow! Did you see the Corker’s Congressional Pages? (I think the blond “B” in the middle is dreamy.)
http://www.foxnews.com/

Posted by You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me | November 6, 2006 5:32 PM
22

Pretend it's a Democrat on Wednesday morning, Rick.

Posted by Gomez | November 6, 2006 6:25 PM
23

Damn - blowers cramps, AGAIN!

Posted by charlietuna | November 6, 2006 7:06 PM
24

"Sexual Chocolate."

Posted by Doctiloquus | November 6, 2006 7:28 PM
25

#13

Posted by treacle | November 6, 2006 8:47 PM
26

Yes I licked it, but I didn't suck it.

Posted by Limpdick | November 6, 2006 8:59 PM
27

"You are what you eat."

Posted by Lauren | November 6, 2006 9:04 PM
28

Okaym, #23 wins. Hee!

Posted by hee | November 6, 2006 10:30 PM
29

In this behind the scenes photo at "Talk Sex" our toy tester Ricky gets carried away while testing a new line of products.

Posted by Richard | November 7, 2006 6:16 AM
30

Re: Comment 16. Not all Jews have the "sucking" part in their traditions of circumcision. It is a really rare hasidic tradition, most people don't do it and haven't heard of it.

Posted by Zan | November 10, 2006 8:21 PM

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