Slog: News & Arts

RSS icon Comments on An Open Letter to the Girl I've Had a Crush On (and Haven't Seen) Since High School and Who, I Just Found Out, Got Married Last Week:


Hmm. The girl I had a crush on in high school (up in BC) actually got married and moved to Redmond.

Weird, huh?

She's got kids, but that was something unusual to find out at my high school reunion.

Posted by Will in Seattle | November 28, 2006 3:35 PM

Brendan, you must tell me which BHS graduate you're speaking of. Class of '94 or '95?

Posted by Ariel | November 28, 2006 4:19 PM

It's not weird at all to expect this gal to just sort of sit around waiting for twelve years for you to do something about it, is it? I mean, she couldn't have had anything better to do with her time, right?

Posted by Fnarf | November 28, 2006 4:26 PM

well, duh.

Posted by Will in Seattle | November 28, 2006 4:50 PM

Sorry, Brendan, but I'm afraid it is too late. You see, my new husband has a 10 inch cock with the circumference of a beer can, so half the time I don't even know I'm in Phoenix. To my disappointment, the phosphorescence that beautiful evening revealed your manhood to be much more "succinct" in comparison.

Best of luck!

Posted by TGIHCO(HS)SHSWIJFOGMLW | November 28, 2006 5:00 PM

Phoenix has nothing to do with it. When a girl stripes naked on a warm summer night she is offering herself.

As Zorba said, "God has a very big heart but there is one sin he will not forgive if a woman calls a man to her bed and he will not go.."

Posted by orson | November 28, 2006 5:14 PM

I bet Brendan found this out on MySpace.

Posted by Gomez | November 28, 2006 6:01 PM

Brendan, this is a wonderful elegy, and one to which I can wholly relate.

Of course, you do know that there are only two possible reactions that she could have:

1) You big dork, I thought about you nonstop after high school, right up until that night Ted gave me a ride home in the rain two years ago.

2) Brendan? You used to weed my mom's yard, right? And didn't we go swimming or something once?

Posted by laterite | November 28, 2006 8:22 PM


Posted by Jeff | November 29, 2006 1:19 PM

My TGIHCO(HS)SHSWIJFOGMLW works at Larry's market in Fremont...

Posted by Rottin' in Denmark | November 30, 2006 2:22 AM

Comments Closed

In order to combat spam, we are no longer accepting comments on this post (or any post more than 45 days old).