Hmm. The girl I had a crush on in high school (up in BC) actually got married and moved to Redmond.
She's got kids, but that was something unusual to find out at my high school reunion.
Brendan, you must tell me which BHS graduate you're speaking of. Class of '94 or '95?
It's not weird at all to expect this gal to just sort of sit around waiting for twelve years for you to do something about it, is it? I mean, she couldn't have had anything better to do with her time, right?
Sorry, Brendan, but I'm afraid it is too late. You see, my new husband has a 10 inch cock with the circumference of a beer can, so half the time I don't even know I'm in Phoenix. To my disappointment, the phosphorescence that beautiful evening revealed your manhood to be much more "succinct" in comparison.
Best of luck!
Phoenix has nothing to do with it. When a girl stripes naked on a warm summer night she is offering herself.
As Zorba said, "God has a very big heart but there is one sin he will not forgive if a woman calls a man to her bed and he will not go.."
I bet Brendan found this out on MySpace.
Brendan, this is a wonderful elegy, and one to which I can wholly relate.
Of course, you do know that there are only two possible reactions that she could have:
1) You big dork, I thought about you nonstop after high school, right up until that night Ted gave me a ride home in the rain two years ago.
2) Brendan? You used to weed my mom's yard, right? And didn't we go swimming or something once?
My TGIHCO(HS)SHSWIJFOGMLW works at Larry's market in Fremont...
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