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This post reminds me of the movie "How To Get Ahead In Advertising"... the story of one zit that took control of a life.

Posted by The Peanut Gallery | November 30, 2006 11:58 AM

jesus. enough with these open letters already. please move on to a new device.

Posted by TKO | November 30, 2006 12:03 PM

Picture, please.

Posted by Stephen in Chicago | November 30, 2006 1:27 PM

Great, now I'm going to have the song My Carbuncle stuck in my head all day.

Posted by michael | November 30, 2006 1:50 PM

Is My Carbuncle sung as My Sharona? Cause that's what I'm hearing. The lyrics would barely have to change...

"Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one.
When you gonna give me some time, Carbuncle?"

Posted by PdxRitchie | November 30, 2006 1:58 PM

please disregard tko and please write more letters. each bring a ridiculous amount of joy to my sad cubicle world.

Posted by z is for xylophone | November 30, 2006 1:59 PM

LOVE the open letters. Keep 'em up.

Posted by giantladysquirrels | November 30, 2006 2:00 PM

We want a god damn picture. Please.

Posted by Angry Crowd | November 30, 2006 2:32 PM

I actually lol'd at this.

And I agree, this is nearly worthless without pics. In fact, let's all send in pictures of boils, carbuncles, chancres, zits, lesions. Good times for all. Extra points if they are juicey. ;-)

Posted by Bart | November 30, 2006 2:46 PM

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