Apparently we are supposed to know every gay man in town:

hi. my name is Tania and I`am from Chile.
well, long time i go i know one gay, his name is Matt S, i was check the internet for loking for him… meibe you can help me.. his living now in seatlle and like 8 year a go, he was living in chile… if you know to him, can take me a contact whit him plase?

thanks.
tania

Matt S., write to editor@thestranger.com and I’ll connect you.

Everybody else: Did you remember to set your clocks back an hour this morning?