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posted by October 16 at 11:49 AMon
SAD (and a bit scary). The 8-year-old daughter of dead Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin is getting her own animal show. Says young Bindi Irwin, “I’m trying to get across the message that don’t be afraid of animals, they’re just put on this earth to help the environment and everything like that.” Funny, that’s what the stingray said.
SMELLY. The O.C. is finally getting its own fragrance. Yay! It’s been a dream of mine to smell just like Julie Cooper’s cootie.
INTERESTING. Does Battlestar Galactica support the Iraqi insurgency? What’s more, does Desperate Housewives support Kim Jong il?
HOTSY. Bravo’s TOP CHEF has given the boot to their former stick of dead wood, and has hired a new host. Who’s super hot. And married to Salman Rushdie?!?
I’m sorry… but I just can’t honor a marriage such as this. It’s time for a booty fatwa!