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Thursday, October 19, 2006

They Rise From the Seas to Conquer!

posted by on October 19 at 10:02 AM

Holy fucking shit. First they came for our nature show celebrities, now thy’re leaping into boats and stabbing fishermen in the chests. I always thought that Stingrays looked like something from outer-space, but now I’m entirely prepared to bow before my new alien masters. Let me be the first to raise the white flag of surrender, if only because “foot-long poisonous barb in chest” doesn’t even get to be on the same table as my long list of ways that I’d want to die.

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They attack us because they hate our freedom.

Posted by Phan | October 19, 2006 10:40 AM

Once the stingrays team up with the mushrooms, the dolphins and the tree alliance, we -- and I think I speak for all humanity here -- are fucked.

Posted by treacle | October 19, 2006 12:10 PM

We need to fight them in the oceans so we don't have to fight them in our streets. Imagine how much worse the traffic would be with killer stingrays running (flapping?) loose!

Posted by Geni | October 19, 2006 4:52 PM

LOL @ Phan. Nice.

Posted by him | October 20, 2006 2:26 PM

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