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posted by October 13 at 6:40 AMon
Brits: Good luck with that Iraq thing, we’re getting out.
Pot: Magical cure-all.
Warner: Not running in 2008.
Bush: Just using evangelicals.
Bush administration diplomas: Phony.
Economists: It’s the minimum wage, stupid.
Allen advisers’ new strategy: “Shut up” for the rest of the campaign.
Dow: At record high. Can Depression be be far behind?
Russia and China: Opposed to sanctions against North Korea.
Congress: “Better off” with Hastert in charge, according to Bush.
“Liberal”: No longer a dirty word.
Fox News: Satanic, according to homobigot Phelps.
Madonna adoption: Apparently back on.
Cat parasite: Creating an all-male world of neurotics and schizophrenics, one infection at a time.