Comments on Stranger Ties to Old Anglo-Dutch Empires Exposed!

Busted! Another international conspiracy exposed, courtesy of Mr. LaDouche.

That *could* explain why all the Stranger's cigarette and Paradox advertisements have been mysteriously replaced with advertisements for tulips.

Does Rabobank have a big orange hotline phone on your desk, or do they use nefarious Bush-Cheney cabal thought-control techniques on you? I know you can't answer that; just use the word "the" somewhere in your next three Slog posts to confirm.

This is classic everything-is-connected, we-are-bound-by-a-thousand-invisible-wires LaDouchie writing. It's beautiful. I especially like "the LYM has had a powerful impact over the past two years". Mm-hmm.

If everyone knows about the conspiracy and we're all involved in it, is it still a conspiracy?