News Stop the Insanity
posted by October 31 at 8:44 AMon
Some dumbfuckers in the United States started some dumbfucked hugging “movement” by putting some dumbfucking video up on YouTube. It goes like this: You stand in a public place and offer hugs to complete strangers—people who never did you any harm, people who are just minding their own damn business, people who shouldn’t be made to feel anti-social just because they don’t want to be hugged. Well, it seems that this dumbfucking hugging shit has spread to China. From today’s NYT:
Participants opened their arms to embrace passers-by and brandished cards saying “Free hugsâ€ť in English and “Care from strangersâ€ť and “Refuse to be apatheticâ€ť in Chinese, The Beijing News reported.
I hate hugging—no, wait. That’s too strong. I hate hugging people with whom I do not have a relationship that rises to the level of routine physical embrace. I enjoy hugging my boyfriend, my mother, my son, and every now and then my siblings. I do not hug casual acquaintances, co-workers, baristas, or dumbfuck strangers standing around on street corners holding signs that say “Free hugs.â€ť What’s more, I deeply resent being pulled into hugs against my will be hippy-dippy types who presume that everyone needs a nice hug every now and then.
Well, it seems that I should move to Beijing, where the authorities apparently share my sentiments.
In Beijing, the police moved in and took four huggers on one of the city’s most popular shopping streets away for questioning.
Right fucking on. Here’s hoping all four dumbfuck huggers were summarily executed.