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I saw that behemoth last summer in a parking garage near Safeco Field. I too pointed out the irony to my friend.
maybe it's short for dumb fan?
It's a Hummer. It is owned by someone with a teeny tiny weenie.
Did I mention I drive a Honda Civic?
An overly ironic indie kid, first of all, would know better than to drive a piece of shit vehicle like that. And second of all, couldn't afford it even if he wanted it.
petaphiles for a baby seal jesus
This is exactly what's wrong with all these idiot, hippy jocks, dmb fans. They take all the fun of the 60s (pot, free love, bad hygiene) and completely forget the political, social, and environmental radicalism that all that recreation went along with.
"I drive my giant SUV all the way to burning man where I get totally high." Awesome, dude. You are the future.
I want a hummer, but not the one you drive...
Oh the dirt I could dish on DM, but alas... I'll keep it burried deep in my heart, right next to my hatered of his fans and his music.
Digital Media Broadcasting?
Diamond Mind Baseball?
Dept. Management & Budget?
And am I the only one who wonders how many smaller cars have had fenders, side panels, etc., mangled, based on the condition of that license plate?
that car always sits prominently in its own spot near the entrance of a downtown parking garage. it incites even the most passive to think about smashing it with a baseball bat.
D-M-B, everyone's accusin' me. Can I buy a vowel?
I see this car all of the time in a parking garage. It is parked all alone on the tarmac at the entrance. I think the driver must pay for the privledge since his car won't fit in a regular spot.
Dave Matthews would be rolling over in his grave if he saw this...oh...he is not dead? Never got the DMB thing either.
@Flamingbanjo - funny cartoon.
I used to park in this garage at 1st and Columbia. I think it's owned by the garage owner, so neither a frat boy or an indie kid. Just a suit. With a small weiner. And the garage attendants earning $8/hour have to stare at it all day long.
^^stare at the weiner, I mean. It's not as jarring as looking at the Hummer.
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