Slog - Comments on Sen. Santorum Says: See What That Pro-Gay New Jersey Supreme Court Decision Led To? http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/sen_santorum_says_se This just in from America's heartland... A 44-year-old Saginaw man remains jailed today on charges of bestiality after he was seen engaged in sexual acts with a dead dog, Michigan State Police troopers said. Ronald Kuch was arrested after police searched the area of Midland and Carter roads Friday for a man who ran away from a Bay County Animal Control officer. Wow. Caught fucking a dead dog. It's hard to see how this story could make Mr. Kuch look any worse... The entire incident was within view of a nearby day care center. Oh, man.... Copyright 2008 Wed, 25 Oct 2006 14:33:54 -0800 Sun, 12 Nov 2006 12:43:55 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by monkey Was it a female dog? They can't pin it on the gays if some dude's fucking a dead FEMALE dog.

]]> monkey http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/sen_santorum_says_se#c481490 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/sen_santorum_says_se#c481490 Wed, 25 Oct 2006 14:40:59 -0800 Comment by Rachel in Bellingham How do you pronounce that last name? "Kooch?" That's unfortunate as well.

]]> Rachel in Bellingham http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/sen_santorum_says_se#c481511 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/sen_santorum_says_se#c481511 Wed, 25 Oct 2006 14:57:01 -0800 Comment by Geni I think it'd actually be pronounced "Kook" which seems quite apropos to me.

Who could bring themselves to fuck a dog?

Who could bring themselves to fuck something dead?

Who in holy hell could bring themselves to FUCK A DEAD DOG?!

*shaking head*

]]> Geni http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/sen_santorum_says_se#c481601 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/sen_santorum_says_se#c481601 Wed, 25 Oct 2006 16:26:00 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle Um, are you sure he wasn't driven to it by the Iraq Quagmire and a general feeling of hopelessness?

Much more likely.

That or he was morally confused by King George's flip-flopping today.

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/sen_santorum_says_se#c481638 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/sen_santorum_says_se#c481638 Wed, 25 Oct 2006 17:05:10 -0800 Comment by Fnarf If only the dog was also a puppy and covered in feces, Mr. Kuch could hit the Dan Savage quadrafecta of impermissible acts. Still, two out of four isn't bad.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/sen_santorum_says_se#c481666 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/sen_santorum_says_se#c481666 Wed, 25 Oct 2006 17:47:03 -0800 Comment by Eric I heard the dog was pregnant.

]]> Eric http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/sen_santorum_says_se#c481721 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/sen_santorum_says_se#c481721 Wed, 25 Oct 2006 19:44:14 -0800 Comment by DogUser Wow, this guy must have a really ripe scent about him. I must wonder how many other dead dogs had he been with, perhaps he was listing to the scaner and heard about the dead dog then went and jumped on it. but his timing was all off or he was having so much fun he lost track of time and the AC beat him to it. Perhaps he killed the dog.. so many things.

]]> DogUser http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/sen_santorum_says_se#c481765 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/sen_santorum_says_se#c481765 Wed, 25 Oct 2006 22:45:05 -0800 Comment by daver What do you call one of those guys who likes fucking furry things?

he's one of those

also, if he was butt-doing the dog, is that substance still called 'santorum' or is there a canine version of the substance?

perhaps he didnt finish the job, so we'd never know

]]> daver http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/sen_santorum_says_se#c482009 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/sen_santorum_says_se#c482009 Thu, 26 Oct 2006 11:59:20 -0800 Comment by michigan guy the fallout

http://www.mlive.com/columns/bctimes/john_hiner/index.ssf?/base/news-0/1162120550228270.xml&coll=4

]]> michigan guy http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/sen_santorum_says_se#c483762 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/sen_santorum_says_se#c483762 Mon, 30 Oct 2006 17:03:55 -0800 Comment by deaddog http://www.mlive.com/columns/bctimes/john_hiner/index.ssf?/base/news-0/1162120550228270.xml&coll=4

]]> deaddog http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/sen_santorum_says_se#c483776 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/sen_santorum_says_se#c483776 Mon, 30 Oct 2006 17:19:01 -0800 Comment by Roger Stegall The Rolling Stones cancel a gig in Hawaii and postpone other tour dates as Mick Jagger suffers throat troubles...

]]> Roger Stegall http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/sen_santorum_says_se#c490777 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/sen_santorum_says_se#c490777 Sun, 12 Nov 2006 12:43:55 -0800