Was it a female dog? They can't pin it on the gays if some dude's fucking a dead FEMALE dog.

How do you pronounce that last name? "Kooch?" That's unfortunate as well.

I think it'd actually be pronounced "Kook" which seems quite apropos to me.

Who could bring themselves to fuck a dog?

Who could bring themselves to fuck something dead?

Who in holy hell could bring themselves to FUCK A DEAD DOG?!

*shaking head*

Um, are you sure he wasn't driven to it by the Iraq Quagmire and a general feeling of hopelessness?

Much more likely.

That or he was morally confused by King George's flip-flopping today.

If only the dog was also a puppy and covered in feces, Mr. Kuch could hit the Dan Savage quadrafecta of impermissible acts. Still, two out of four isn't bad.

I heard the dog was pregnant.

Wow, this guy must have a really ripe scent about him. I must wonder how many other dead dogs had he been with, perhaps he was listing to the scaner and heard about the dead dog then went and jumped on it. but his timing was all off or he was having so much fun he lost track of time and the AC beat him to it. Perhaps he killed the dog.. so many things.

What do you call one of those guys who likes fucking furry things?

he's one of those

also, if he was butt-doing the dog, is that substance still called 'santorum' or is there a canine version of the substance?

perhaps he didnt finish the job, so we'd never know

the fallout

http://www.mlive.com/columns/bctimes/john_hiner/index.ssf?/base/news-0/1162120550228270.xml&coll=4

http://www.mlive.com/columns/bctimes/john_hiner/index.ssf?/base/news-0/1162120550228270.xml&coll=4

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