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Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Sen. Santorum Says: See What That Pro-Gay New Jersey Supreme Court Decision Led To?

posted by on October 25 at 14:33 PM

This just in from America’s heartland

A 44-year-old Saginaw man remains jailed today on charges of bestiality after he was seen engaged in sexual acts with a dead dog, Michigan State Police troopers said. Ronald Kuch was arrested after police searched the area of Midland and Carter roads Friday for a man who ran away from a Bay County Animal Control officer.

Wow. Caught fucking a dead dog. It’s hard to see how this story could make Mr. Kuch look any worse…

The entire incident was within view of a nearby day care center.

Oh, man.

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Was it a female dog? They can't pin it on the gays if some dude's fucking a dead FEMALE dog.

Posted by monkey | October 25, 2006 2:40 PM

How do you pronounce that last name? "Kooch?" That's unfortunate as well.

Posted by Rachel in Bellingham | October 25, 2006 2:57 PM

I think it'd actually be pronounced "Kook" which seems quite apropos to me.

Who could bring themselves to fuck a dog?

Who could bring themselves to fuck something dead?

Who in holy hell could bring themselves to FUCK A DEAD DOG?!

*shaking head*

Posted by Geni | October 25, 2006 4:26 PM

Um, are you sure he wasn't driven to it by the Iraq Quagmire and a general feeling of hopelessness?

Much more likely.

That or he was morally confused by King George's flip-flopping today.

Posted by Will in Seattle | October 25, 2006 5:05 PM

If only the dog was also a puppy and covered in feces, Mr. Kuch could hit the Dan Savage quadrafecta of impermissible acts. Still, two out of four isn't bad.

Posted by Fnarf | October 25, 2006 5:47 PM

I heard the dog was pregnant.

Posted by Eric | October 25, 2006 7:44 PM

Wow, this guy must have a really ripe scent about him. I must wonder how many other dead dogs had he been with, perhaps he was listing to the scaner and heard about the dead dog then went and jumped on it. but his timing was all off or he was having so much fun he lost track of time and the AC beat him to it. Perhaps he killed the dog.. so many things.

Posted by DogUser | October 25, 2006 10:45 PM

What do you call one of those guys who likes fucking furry things?

he's one of those

also, if he was butt-doing the dog, is that substance still called 'santorum' or is there a canine version of the substance?

perhaps he didnt finish the job, so we'd never know

Posted by daver | October 26, 2006 11:59 AM

The Rolling Stones cancel a gig in Hawaii and postpone other tour dates as Mick Jagger suffers throat troubles...

Posted by Roger Stegall | November 12, 2006 12:43 PM

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