6:35 - Rats. Insert half-hearted words of hope for second half here.
6:31 - SON OF BITCH! White team, you’re on thin ice, baby.
6:30 - MOTHERFUCK! Holding penalty, and they played that “whaah whaah whaah” sound effect on us! Bastards! Now I’m pissed. Football Football Football.
6:25 - Okay, I know my name is “Seattle Fan” here, but WTF?! The Seagulls are screwing up. Ok, finally a good stop on the goal line. Now some good pass defense in the end zone. Al Michaels has declared it a “small victory!” Yay ‘gulls. I feel a comeback comin’ on. Starting…… NOW.