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Monday, October 9, 2006

Paris Hilton Staves Off Alzheimer’s

posted by on October 9 at 11:49 AM

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Thanks to London’s Daily Mail, today brings photographic evidence of what might be helping America’s princess maintain her beguiling spaciness. But how does that skinny bitch deal with the munchies? Restrict her binges to chocolate Ex-lax? Or maybe she’s one of those freaks who gets LESS hungry when stoned…bitch….

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You'd think the ultrarich could at least get their hands on some decent weed.

Posted by Spec | October 9, 2006 12:14 PM
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Spec,

I was just going to say the same.

J

Posted by j | October 9, 2006 12:43 PM
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David-

Sorry to write this in a blog comment, but did you get my e-mail Friday?

Posted by Levislade | October 9, 2006 12:47 PM
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It's totally possible to train yourself not to eat when stoned. I had a lost Summer (ah, the Summer of '94) where I accomplished that feat. Drinking lots of fluids helps (beer, why not? Though juice is better). Plus lots of good music to take your mind off food seals the deal.
The skinny, skateboarder type guys that I lusted after used the exact method above, and trust me, it works. Well, that and thinking about the hot, skinny, skateboarder type guys.

Posted by Andrew | October 9, 2006 12:59 PM
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The US needs more wealthy, politically connected (shut up - hilton hotels anyone?) pot smokers.

Posted by ~~o~~ | October 9, 2006 1:18 PM
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It's all the strawberry flavored cocaine.

Posted by Lindsay | October 9, 2006 1:23 PM
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levislade: i don't seem to have gotten your email and there's a good chance it got eaten. (my work emails been wonky for a week.) can you send it again?

Posted by David Schmader | October 9, 2006 1:29 PM
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Glad I asked. It's on the way, and I highly recommend you hold the presses on Last Days if at all possible.

Posted by Levislade | October 9, 2006 1:46 PM
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that's some of that brown frown....

Posted by dgordon | October 9, 2006 3:14 PM
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Levi: Got it, and oh my God, you're right, that guy was practically auditioning for the Last Days hall of fame...thanks.

Posted by David Schmader | October 9, 2006 3:52 PM
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Amazingly enough, smoking weed isn't a preventative cure per se for Alzheimer's - it affects a "pathway" - and could be used to create a drug (which would probably include THC).

So, unless she's in a clinical trial, I doubt it's gonna help.

Posted by Will in Seattle | October 9, 2006 4:39 PM
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It may be helpful to use some Mediterranean diet for Alzheimer's since the report is that it prevents the disease. Reference: http://www.emaxhealth.com/91/7805.html

Posted by Jen | October 10, 2006 5:32 AM

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