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Monday, October 30, 2006

Notes From The Prayer Warrior

posted by on October 30 at 15:35 PM

Ok, I admit, this is not your typical note from the Prayer Warrior. Those usually come via email, and this one comes via ABC News. Still, how can today’s quote from Ken Hutcherson pass without notice?

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“When it comes to adoption, America needs an enema and I’m hoping God made me the chocolate laxative,” Hutcherson said.

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1

I'm sensing some repressed homosexual tendencies.

Posted by ky | October 30, 2006 3:48 PM
2

I'm reporting this to the NAACP.

Goddamn, I love the Prayer Warrior.

Posted by David Schmader | October 30, 2006 3:59 PM
3

Wha.. who.. huh.. heh.. Literally, these are the sounds coming out of my mouth right now.


Um, so, WTF?


Do I have to wait until Tuesday or can I start making a T-shirt with this right now?

Posted by MoTown | October 30, 2006 4:06 PM
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Holy shit. I can't believe how insane that sounds. I mean, really, really, really insane. I don't even understand what that means. Has he been hitting the communion wine too heavily, or have his delusions just expanded beyond his political clout?

Posted by Gitai | October 30, 2006 4:23 PM
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When it comes to adoption, America needs an enema and I'm hoping God made me the chocolate laxative.

When it comes to adoption, America needs an enema and I'm hoping God made me the chocolate laxative.

When it comes to adoption, America needs an enema and I'm hoping God made me the chocolate laxative.

Nope, I cannot parse that no matter how many times I try. The Hutch has cleared for takeoff.

Posted by Fnarf | October 30, 2006 4:25 PM
6

That was the most fucked up story I've read in a long time. I can't even think straight after reading it.

Posted by tam | October 30, 2006 4:33 PM
7

Finally, the identity of Freykis is revealed!

Posted by Geni | October 30, 2006 4:58 PM
8

Hutch is, indeed, God's way of making America shit. That's a keeper.

Posted by David Summerlin | October 30, 2006 5:10 PM
9

When considering the image of Hutch as a laxative, I'm reminded of the computer jargon "garbage in, garbage out". When you ingest Hutch, your bowels move, and more Hutch emerges. Hmm. Is this what Hutch meant to suggest? "I am a piece of shit"?

Posted by Fnarf | October 30, 2006 5:29 PM
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Melts in your mind, not in your ass. Ex-Lax: the gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by o tell me pretty maiden, are there enema at home like you? | October 30, 2006 6:31 PM
11

"Pass without notice" huh? Funny, Eli.

Posted by lostboy | October 31, 2006 4:26 PM

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