Life Notes From The Prayer Warrior
posted by October 30 at 15:35 PM
onOk, I admit, this is not your typical note from the Prayer Warrior. Those usually come via email, and this one comes via ABC News. Still, how can today’s quote from Ken Hutcherson pass without notice?
“When it comes to adoption, America needs an enema and I’m hoping God made me the chocolate laxative,” Hutcherson said.
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I'm sensing some repressed homosexual tendencies.
I'm reporting this to the NAACP.
Goddamn, I love the Prayer Warrior.
Wha.. who.. huh.. heh.. Literally, these are the sounds coming out of my mouth right now.
Um, so, WTF?
Do I have to wait until Tuesday or can I start making a T-shirt with this right now?
Holy shit. I can't believe how insane that sounds. I mean, really, really, really insane. I don't even understand what that means. Has he been hitting the communion wine too heavily, or have his delusions just expanded beyond his political clout?
When it comes to adoption, America needs an enema and I'm hoping God made me the chocolate laxative.
When it comes to adoption, America needs an enema and I'm hoping God made me the chocolate laxative.
When it comes to adoption, America needs an enema and I'm hoping God made me the chocolate laxative.
Nope, I cannot parse that no matter how many times I try. The Hutch has cleared for takeoff.
That was the most fucked up story I've read in a long time. I can't even think straight after reading it.
Finally, the identity of Freykis is revealed!
Hutch is, indeed, God's way of making America shit. That's a keeper.
When considering the image of Hutch as a laxative, I'm reminded of the computer jargon "garbage in, garbage out". When you ingest Hutch, your bowels move, and more Hutch emerges. Hmm. Is this what Hutch meant to suggest? "I am a piece of shit"?
Melts in your mind, not in your ass. Ex-Lax: the gift that keeps on giving.
"Pass without notice" huh? Funny, Eli.
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