Happy Halloween, Future Cadavers of America! Join us for “Rahner’s Rotten Rentals” with Your Host, Mark “Rotter” Rahner of the Seattle Times. It’s his latest annual homage to the cheesy, late-night TV horror hosts of yesteryear, with his arch-nemesis the evil Dr. Zangor.

I’ll mostly let the above video speak for itself, as I am fairly speechless at the moment. I would be remiss however, not to mention the presence of an absolutely brilliant gag involving the pants of Henry Rollins.