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"Football embodies the worst aspects of American culture: violence punctuated by committee meetings."

Yeah, quote George Will. Now go look up George Carlin's routine on football v. baseball. Then think of something original.

Nah, I'm just joshin' ya. Really, though, football isn't violent at all; the players are big overstuffed pansies who couldn't cope without all that gladiator armor on. Try it with short-shorts and sleeveless vests, then you'd have a game. Your average NFLer'd have a coronary after 30 seconds of rugby or Australian Rules. Of course, they're all going to have coronaries before they're fifty anyways.