Is he unconscious because you slapped him silly at the post-genius party? I didn't know the stranger had their own underground fight club.
Also, watch out, babies. Brendan has scabies. Don't ever accept an offer to "sit in his chair."
How about letting the poor boy sleep instead? :P
I, Un-Fresh Intern Noah, would also like to warn of Brendan Kiley's indulgence in something he refers to as "dunch". After lengthy discussion yesterday, pre-dunch, Kiley finally admitted* that "dunch" actually involved eating his own fecal matter for lunch. Dump + Lunch = dunch.
Be warned. He's a duncher.
Nothing beats a boss that likes a good Cleveland Steamer for lunch. And by nothing, I mean just about anything.
If it makes anyone feel better, he mentioned that it was for "health" and "economic" reasons, not solely out of enjoyment.
Ugh. That's it Noah—no more bathroom breaks for you. New requirement: Fresh interns must not be disgusting.
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