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Monday, October 23, 2006


posted by on October 23 at 17:05 PM

You know what film editor Annie Wagner and I could use in the near future? A fresh intern. Noah, our current intern, is a great guy, but he’s starting to lose consciousness.

Must be: meticulous to the maxo supreme, available on Tuesday afternoons, and willing to withstand Ms. Wagner’s ferocious halitosis.

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Is he unconscious because you slapped him silly at the post-genius party? I didn't know the stranger had their own underground fight club.

Posted by afterpartygoer | October 23, 2006 5:22 PM

Also, watch out, babies. Brendan has scabies. Don't ever accept an offer to "sit in his chair."

Posted by annie | October 23, 2006 5:25 PM

How about letting the poor boy sleep instead? :P

Posted by Gomez | October 24, 2006 8:10 AM

I, Un-Fresh Intern Noah, would also like to warn of Brendan Kiley's indulgence in something he refers to as "dunch". After lengthy discussion yesterday, pre-dunch, Kiley finally admitted* that "dunch" actually involved eating his own fecal matter for lunch. Dump + Lunch = dunch.

Be warned. He's a duncher.

Posted by Noah - Unconscious Intern | October 24, 2006 10:44 AM

Nothing beats a boss that likes a good Cleveland Steamer for lunch. And by nothing, I mean just about anything.

Posted by Gomez | October 24, 2006 12:07 PM

If it makes anyone feel better, he mentioned that it was for "health" and "economic" reasons, not solely out of enjoyment.

Posted by Unnamed Intern | October 24, 2006 12:29 PM

Ugh. That's it Noah—no more bathroom breaks for you. New requirement: Fresh interns must not be disgusting.

Posted by Brendan Kiley | October 24, 2006 12:37 PM

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