Life Intern
posted by on October 23 at 17:05 PM
You know what film editor Annie Wagner and I could use in the near future? A fresh intern. Noah, our current intern, is a great guy, but he’s starting to lose consciousness.
Must be: meticulous to the maxo supreme, available on Tuesday afternoons, and willing to withstand Ms. Wagner’s ferocious halitosis.
Apply to: brendan@thestranger.com and/or annie@thestranger.com
Is he unconscious because you slapped him silly at the post-genius party? I didn't know the stranger had their own underground fight club.
Also, watch out, babies. Brendan has scabies. Don't ever accept an offer to "sit in his chair."
How about letting the poor boy sleep instead? :P
I, Un-Fresh Intern Noah, would also like to warn of Brendan Kiley's indulgence in something he refers to as "dunch". After lengthy discussion yesterday, pre-dunch, Kiley finally admitted* that "dunch" actually involved eating his own fecal matter for lunch. Dump + Lunch = dunch.
Be warned. He's a duncher.
Nothing beats a boss that likes a good Cleveland Steamer for lunch. And by nothing, I mean just about anything.
If it makes anyone feel better, he mentioned that it was for "health" and "economic" reasons, not solely out of enjoyment.
Ugh. That's it Noah—no more bathroom breaks for you. New requirement: Fresh interns must not be disgusting.
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