10:05 left in the third: Bear score another running TD. It’s looking bad for you ‘Hawks fans

OK, the Bears are driving with about 12 minutes left in the 3rd. They’ve shifted to their running game, and the ‘Hawks D seems to be thinking pass.

As in, “I’ll take a pass on tackling any of these guys.”

Now the zebras are on the ‘Hawks side, for at least this one holding call. “Oh you unskillful fellow,” my friend John Anderson shouts out as Des Clark alligator-arms a sure TD. Shitfuck.

Flag back our way. It’s like southern Lebanon. Commercial

Have I mentioned that here Gurldoggie is right: Football is corporate America. The Bears are driving, pounding it up the middle, about to… and we have to stop for a fucking commercial ripping off Animal House? Shit.