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See, that's what REAL PEOPLE eat! It just goes to show that George W. Bush is a real AMERICAN boy.

You can keep your croissants and continental cuisine. Give me some Coca-cola brined Pilgrim's Pride Turkey with donut stuffing.

Posted by Fat Stupid American | October 26, 2006 11:45 AM

Let them free base pig grease for all I care. I hope they all keel over. Or swell up like that blueberry juice girl in Willy Wonka.

Posted by Special K | October 26, 2006 11:53 AM

I'm with stupid. And for desert we'll have deep fried coke.

Posted by Rummy | October 26, 2006 11:54 AM

Man, I read this as "White House Chief" - I thought you were talking about Andy Card. Well, I read about the jackassery this man was handed, too.

Posted by Brie | October 26, 2006 11:58 AM

Aside from the repulsiveness of the food, the thing that strikes me is IT'S ALL BRAND NAMES. Don't they ever eat anything that's just from a farm or something?

Garbage in, garbage out.

Posted by Fnarf | October 26, 2006 11:59 AM

When I worked in event planning, we would sometimes get requests to incorporate certain products for a company dinner, or something like that, but this is disgusting. Coca-Cola Brined Turkey with Donut Stuffing? Krispy Kreme with fake Chocolate Sauce? A TRIO OF SAFEWAY GREENS? WTF?

And don't even get me started on those wines, and the idea of serving BEER at a banquet, Let alone some some shitty A-B beer.

Yes, I'm a snob. That meal would make me puke. I can't imagine how a real chef could bring himself to prepare that menu, let alone cook it.

Posted by Catalina Vel-DuRay | October 26, 2006 12:26 PM

These meals would be fantastically appealing to an eight-year-old boy. In fact, they look like they were designed by an eight-year-old boy. Because ultimately that's what GWB is.

Posted by Fnarf | October 26, 2006 12:47 PM

What a waste of perfectly good donuts.

Posted by keshmeshi | October 26, 2006 2:11 PM

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