See, that's what REAL PEOPLE eat! It just goes to show that George W. Bush is a real AMERICAN boy.
You can keep your croissants and continental cuisine. Give me some Coca-cola brined Pilgrim's Pride Turkey with donut stuffing.
Let them free base pig grease for all I care. I hope they all keel over. Or swell up like that blueberry juice girl in Willy Wonka.
I'm with stupid. And for desert we'll have deep fried coke.
Man, I read this as "White House Chief" - I thought you were talking about Andy Card. Well, I read about the jackassery this man was handed, too.
Aside from the repulsiveness of the food, the thing that strikes me is IT'S ALL BRAND NAMES. Don't they ever eat anything that's just from a farm or something?
Garbage in, garbage out.
When I worked in event planning, we would sometimes get requests to incorporate certain products for a company dinner, or something like that, but this is disgusting. Coca-Cola Brined Turkey with Donut Stuffing? Krispy Kreme with fake Chocolate Sauce? A TRIO OF SAFEWAY GREENS? WTF?
And don't even get me started on those wines, and the idea of serving BEER at a banquet, Let alone some some shitty A-B beer.
Yes, I'm a snob. That meal would make me puke. I can't imagine how a real chef could bring himself to prepare that menu, let alone cook it.
These meals would be fantastically appealing to an eight-year-old boy. In fact, they look like they were designed by an eight-year-old boy. Because ultimately that's what GWB is.
What a waste of perfectly good donuts.
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