Slog - Comments on Former White House Chef Speaks http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/former_white_house_c ...and although he is circumspect, it's all too clear that under W. and company the poor man was subjected to no end of jackassery. (Now, however, it sounds like he's giggling whilst rolling in piles of money and attending lots of cocktail parties. Revenge is sweeter than, um, Coca-Cola Brined Pilgrim's Pride Turkey with Dunkin' Donuts Old-Fashioned Cake Doughnut Sweet and Savory Stuffing or maybe even Krispy Kreme "Snow Balls" with Nestlé "Nesquik" Hot Fudge Sauce and Asher's Chocolate Covered Mini-Pretzels.)... Copyright 2008 Thu, 26 Oct 2006 11:12:58 -0800 Thu, 26 Oct 2006 14:11:25 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Fat Stupid American See, that's what REAL PEOPLE eat! It just goes to show that George W. Bush is a real AMERICAN boy.

You can keep your croissants and continental cuisine. Give me some Coca-cola brined Pilgrim's Pride Turkey with donut stuffing.

]]> Fat Stupid American http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/former_white_house_c#c482000 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/former_white_house_c#c482000 Chow Thu, 26 Oct 2006 11:45:49 -0800 Comment by Special K Let them free base pig grease for all I care. I hope they all keel over. Or swell up like that blueberry juice girl in Willy Wonka.

]]> Special K http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/former_white_house_c#c482006 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/former_white_house_c#c482006 Chow Thu, 26 Oct 2006 11:53:21 -0800 Comment by Rummy I'm with stupid. And for desert we'll have deep fried coke.
http://dethroner.com/index.php/2006/10/11/latest-state-fair-death-snack-deep-fried-coke/

]]> Rummy http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/former_white_house_c#c482007 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/former_white_house_c#c482007 Chow Thu, 26 Oct 2006 11:54:08 -0800 Comment by Brie Man, I read this as "White House Chief" - I thought you were talking about Andy Card. Well, I read about the jackassery this man was handed, too.

]]> Brie http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/former_white_house_c#c482008 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/former_white_house_c#c482008 Chow Thu, 26 Oct 2006 11:58:18 -0800 Comment by Fnarf Aside from the repulsiveness of the food, the thing that strikes me is IT'S ALL BRAND NAMES. Don't they ever eat anything that's just from a farm or something?

Garbage in, garbage out.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/former_white_house_c#c482010 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/former_white_house_c#c482010 Chow Thu, 26 Oct 2006 11:59:38 -0800 Comment by Catalina Vel-DuRay When I worked in event planning, we would sometimes get requests to incorporate certain products for a company dinner, or something like that, but this is disgusting. Coca-Cola Brined Turkey with Donut Stuffing? Krispy Kreme with fake Chocolate Sauce? A TRIO OF SAFEWAY GREENS? WTF?

And don't even get me started on those wines, and the idea of serving BEER at a banquet, Let alone some some shitty A-B beer.

Yes, I'm a snob. That meal would make me puke. I can't imagine how a real chef could bring himself to prepare that menu, let alone cook it.

]]> Catalina Vel-DuRay http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/former_white_house_c#c482025 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/former_white_house_c#c482025 Chow Thu, 26 Oct 2006 12:26:30 -0800 Comment by Fnarf These meals would be fantastically appealing to an eight-year-old boy. In fact, they look like they were designed by an eight-year-old boy. Because ultimately that's what GWB is.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/former_white_house_c#c482031 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/former_white_house_c#c482031 Chow Thu, 26 Oct 2006 12:47:55 -0800 Comment by keshmeshi What a waste of perfectly good donuts.

]]> keshmeshi http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/former_white_house_c#c482089 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/former_white_house_c#c482089 Chow Thu, 26 Oct 2006 14:11:25 -0800