We're awaiting word on our planned adoption of a third world baby. S/he's a transexual and bears a resemblance (according to the picture our agent provided) to the coverboy on yeasterday's Times.
Our nickname for the pending child is coincidentally, "the battering ram"
My uncle was actually involved in that bust (he's a Minneapolis cop). As I recall, the cops were all sorts of pissed off at the media for getting in the way of everything, so my uncle had one of the detectives drag take the dildo out in the middle of their shoot. Good fun times.
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