Sex Dog Fuckers
posted by October 21 at 7:56 AMon
Congrats to Spanaway, Washington, which today seized the sick fuck crown from Enumclaw.
A Spanaway, Pierce County, man has become the first person charged under the state’s new felony bestiality law. Michael Patrick McPhail, 26, was charged Thursday with one count of first-degree animal cruelty after his wife allegedly caught him having sex with the family’s pit bull, according to charging papers filed in Pierce County Superior Court.
Oh, sure—he allegedly had sex with a pit bull. But isn’t that the sort of accusation that an angry woman might make? Maybe she caught her husband looking at web porn or something and called the police and filed a malicious charge. I mean, pit bulls? They aren’t exactly the most cuddly or, if I may be frank, attractive dogs around. Would a man seriously have sex with a pit bull? Unless she’s got some proof, I don’t know how the charge will stick…
The woman snapped two photos with her cellphone camera, then dialed 911, authorities said.