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Saturday, October 21, 2006

Dog Fuckers

posted by on October 21 at 7:56 AM

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Congrats to Spanaway, Washington, which today seized the sick fuck crown from Enumclaw.

A Spanaway, Pierce County, man has become the first person charged under the state’s new felony bestiality law. Michael Patrick McPhail, 26, was charged Thursday with one count of first-degree animal cruelty after his wife allegedly caught him having sex with the family’s pit bull, according to charging papers filed in Pierce County Superior Court.

Oh, sure—he allegedly had sex with a pit bull. But isn’t that the sort of accusation that an angry woman might make? Maybe she caught her husband looking at web porn or something and called the police and filed a malicious charge. I mean, pit bulls? They aren’t exactly the most cuddly or, if I may be frank, attractive dogs around. Would a man seriously have sex with a pit bull? Unless she’s got some proof, I don’t know how the charge will stick…

The woman snapped two photos with her cellphone camera, then dialed 911, authorities said.


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Wait, I thought Olympia held the sick fuck crown. Didn't Luke Esser fuck like a thousand pigs there? At least thats what I heard.

Posted by oinkoink | October 21, 2006 8:31 AM

Man... I guess Rick Santorum was right after all.

Posted by Goldy | October 21, 2006 9:10 AM

That is one brave dog fucker. Have you ever really seriously looked at the jaws of a pit bull? They look like they could bite right through your arm, much less, um, softer parts of your anatomy. These are dogs that maul babies to death. I don't think I'd want to be naked and doing anything to a pit bull that might make it mad.


Posted by SDA in SEA | October 21, 2006 9:23 AM


"I don't think I'd want to be naked and doing anything to a pit bull that might make it mad."

Aren't you making an assumption here?

I advantage of pit bull is that it isn't going to puncture a colon....

Posted by darryl | October 21, 2006 9:28 AM


Posted by Cupie | October 21, 2006 10:19 AM

In 2006, even hicks have camera phones. Long live the 21st century!

Posted by [ | October 21, 2006 11:14 AM

>>Because the Enumclaw case involved filming the sex acts, the law also says that anyone videotaping could be convicted under animal-cruelty laws.

does this mean the wife could be prosecuted on a technicality for taking the photo as evidence?

Posted by Dog whisperer | October 21, 2006 12:08 PM

Dan has his animal fuck fixation showing -- it is OK Dan, OK.

Half the farm boys world wide have sex with animals. Horny, gets hard forever - wet and hot nearby -- sisters amd moms off limits.

Jees, what is the big deal?

All you sheltered and sexually stupid city hot house flowers need to get a grip.

Move on, and FYI, far more women grease their pusssies with bacon grease to get a good lick than anything men do with dogs.

Right, ladies? Should be at least one female SLOGGER bold enough to fess up.

Posted by Sam | October 21, 2006 12:36 PM

Yeah you hothouse flowers, you're not being cruel to animals if it gets you off!

Posted by wf | October 21, 2006 12:56 PM

did the pit bull use this to excuse for his taste for mauled babies?

Posted by SEAN NELSON, EMERITUS | October 21, 2006 5:38 PM

Okay, Dan, you've begged the question. Which breed of dog do you think would be ideal for fucking?

Posted by Gitai | October 21, 2006 7:42 PM


Well, if you think a mare or cow having just been screwed by a pimply teen aged farm boy for two minutes or less, is suffering, well, somehow you need to study anatomy a bit more. Yes, some loss of cow dignity .....

Unaware would be and under statement, about the moment. Or, indifferent, but I don't know if a cow is really capable of discernment exactly ... well maybe if it REALLY is the bull of her dreams ..... with giant balls and three foot penis.

Posted by Sam | October 21, 2006 8:26 PM

"Would a man seriously have sex with a pit bull? Unless she’s got some proof..."

She TURNED HER HUSBAND IN TO THE COPS!! And you wonder why he'd rather have sex with the DOG?

Posted by lulleball | October 21, 2006 8:55 PM

But what if the pitt bull was of age and concenting?

Posted by me | October 21, 2006 9:18 PM

In regard to the bacon grease, @8, you're right Sam. But over the years I've found that you just need a dab, say about 1/4 tsp, of bacon grease mixed with petroleum jelly. Just enough to get the dog excited. Then you don't smell like breakfast all day!

Posted by Heloise | October 21, 2006 9:37 PM

The idea that animals can't consent to sex is absurd. They consent all the time, although typically with members of their own species. If this pit bull didn't want it, this guy would have ended up in the emergency room rather than jail.

Posted by Sean | October 22, 2006 8:35 AM

It didn't take long for the Enumclaw video to find its way on to the internet. Is there some way to get the dog-fucking photos from that cell phone onto the cover of the Stranger?

It's been a few weeks since people have thrown whole stacks of the stranger into dumpsters. It's time.

Posted by RainMonkey | October 22, 2006 10:16 AM

Dan has a poodle. This is all a set up to show the OK photo of the pit bull screwing the poodle -- approved animal on animal in the traditional doggie positions ...... gay men know those well.

Now it makes sense.

Posted by Jerri | October 22, 2006 11:05 AM

Maybe he was confused by all the talk about gay marriage. Fucking your dog is of course the next step in that progression!

Posted by Santorum | October 22, 2006 12:23 PM

Pit bull fucking a poodle - get the video - animal hump festival next year sponsored by the Danger.

Posted by Jacka | October 22, 2006 2:16 PM

@ 16

My "concent" post was ment as a joke.

Posted by me | October 22, 2006 11:18 PM

I think anyone who hurts an animal for his or her own selfish pleasure should have the same thing done to them what they did to the animal. Alot of sick perverts out there; or maybe they can do something even better, I think animals have more rights then people who kill, molest & abuse children, elderly, handicapped people & animals . So enstead of testing on the animals test on these people, let them feel pain & suffer & the ones that r up for death row for these things, enstead of killing them, test on em, people ask me all the time; what about their rights? well I see it this way, when U take another persons life or harms anyone else n such as I described before then they have no rights !!!! & thats all I have to say about that!!!!!

Posted by stephanie ocken | October 23, 2006 9:07 PM

To Sean #16-- I have a pit bull that is the most loving, sweet dog ever. When he gets sick and has to take medicine, I literally pry his jaws open and pop in the pills. Yeah, he could bite my fingers off or just keep his mouth shut. But, I'm his owner and with the expection of making me pry his jaws open, he obeys me. This guy is a dog rapist.

Posted by Papayas | October 23, 2006 11:11 PM

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