"Hey, Denny, watch me draw a big ol' dick stickin' into Mark Foley's mouth, heh heh".
"That's a good play on words, Mr. President, but his name is pronounce BAY-ner."
The (Imperial) Senate will no longer be of any concern to us. I have just received word that the Emperor (president, oh, that's me!) has dissolved the council (rule of law) permanently. The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.
"and now.. Ribs!"
Moments before the presidential bukake scene takes place, Bush signs an agreement stating he will in fact swallow it all.
FUCK the Constitution! Plenary power, bitches. Plenary. Mutha. Fuckin. Powa.
Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
big g, little e, little o, little r, little g, little e. next word, big b, little u, little s, little h.
"Guess what fellers? I jes' signed all yer jobs outta existence! Now git outta here, afore I calls mah boys in an' has all yer sorry asses thrown out!"
it's the annual meeting of the double-chin club
Okay, now that's three turkey & whole wheat - one no mayo, two tuna salads on rye, two roast beef on white, and one ham and swiss on rye, right? Anybody want chips with that?
I *really* need a bathroom break.
"Well, I'd go for Kitty. Pricier than Samantha, but DAMN she's fine."
Okay boys, what's a nine-letter word for brown person? First letter is "T"...
Ok, here's the phone numbers of the pages who won't "narc" on us....you'll love little Bobby, he's got an American flag tatooed on his ass!
Julius Caesar, what a doofus! He had to invade France in order to emasculate the Senate and dissolve the Republic—because he was a pagan, see?
Me, all I have to do is sign the legislation the Senate sent me! That’s because I have a direct line to God, see?
White Men Gone Wild
Shit, I just realized what particular bill is being signed. So, now it's official.
"Goddamn motherfuckers gloating over how much power for the sake of power they can get their bloodstained hands away with. Motherfuckers."
United States of America, 1776-2006
Okay so Bill's gonna draft the rookie from the Eagles, and that leaves Davis, Brown, and Johnson. Don, whose yer pick?
Good call Karl, this x-acto knife really makes quick work of this here Consty-tution!
"I'm destroying the Constitution, ask me how!"
Bush protects America from itself: the president signs in the repeal of the Bill of Rights.
The Bush Regime:
"Proudly taking rights away from US citizens since 2000!"
"Okay, guys, now it's official. The Democrats are now allowed to burn the flag, and the Republicans are allowed to burn the Constitution, Habeas Corpus, and the Bill of Rights."
GW: K-A-T. I got it! I got it!
Everyone else: Good enough! You made the A right side up!
Finally, we have restored the constitution. Democracy for all white, property owning guys. But, can't we do something about those papists?
Alberto Gonzales, once again, sees nothing, so knows nothing
You will never find the more wretched hive
of scum and villainy.
Vice President Cheney afforded several key Republican lawmakers the opportunity to operate the President today. Here we see Rep. James Sensenbrenner (R-OH) using the delicate manipulation arms mounted on the President's dorsal housing to sign legislation allowing Sensenbrenner to eat a puppy. Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) and Rep. Duncan Hunter (R-CA) simultaneously and eerily rub their hands in anticipation of operating the Republican's primary legislative tool for their own pieces of pet legislation: Federal recognition that anal sex does not constitute a breach of virginity pledges (Graham) and protection from prosecution in cases where Nell is tied to railroad tracks (Hunter).
trying to rip off dlisted Erica?
Caption: Bush Signing the Torture Of Women Prisoners Is OK Bill into law.
"Do you think this cocktail dress is too 'Laura Bennett' for the challenge? My designs rule! Bryant Park, here I come!"
Okay, guys, any time you wanna hear the REAL thing, just pull on this here finger...
Oh my god look at these sleeze bags!
The one military guy in the back who lost his balls along the way looks as if he was forced to attend the funeral of habeus corpus. It won't be forgiven.
So, like, are you fags gonna to declare the winning caption?
Rep. Jim Sensenbrenner, R-Ohio, operates the pull strings on the GWB-2004 model Republican signing puppet, authorizing well-fed White men to inject Brown people with paralyzing drugs and to beat them within an inch of their lives.
"Before the ink is dry this pen will be shoved up the ass of one of those brown terrorists"
Ummmm ... That is Coach Denny, is it not, behind the president & with his hand in or on his crotch?
Well, I vote for comments 1,8,9,16,18,20,21,22,and 31, if anyone cares.
Lessee, Ted Kennedy, he's a unlawful enemy combatant. And, uh, Cindy Sheehan a'course. And that Jewy singer with the big nose, Barbara Steisberg...say, which is the writey end of this thing anyway?
The British IT press is getting in on it:
"Welcome to the Fourth Reich"
"Dude, I know you're excited about me signing this here torture bill and all, but could you quit shoving your tiny little woody into the back of my neck?"
Quick note: Sadly, James Sensenbrenner, is the representative from Wisconsin, not Ohio, that doughy bastard!
"Torture is....no, wait - Torture R US..."
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