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Wednesday, October 4, 2006

Best Foley Headline of the Day

posted by on October 4 at 10:15 AM

Comes from Wonkette, who describes the Foley revelations as this election year’s “Cocktober Surprise.”

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Oh, Eli, me sooo horny because you sooo cute with your darling little tease headline from Wonkette, a shiksa chick that even I could love if I, you know, liked chicks.

Posted by dan thavage | October 4, 2006 10:46 AM
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Sigh. Fall's here and now that the weather's turning foul, the trolls are done hybernating, is that it?

Posted by cienna | October 4, 2006 10:52 AM
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Wonkette is actually written by two dudes now. The shiksa chick has moved on to Time.com. Please make a note of it.

Posted by Dan Savage | October 4, 2006 11:01 AM
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Now just one dude. Alex Pareene.

Posted by heywhatsit | October 4, 2006 11:33 AM
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Hyper hibernating = "hybernating." Will make a note of it sure for.

& speaking of shiksas trolling 4 trolls, Dan Thavage tells us often that every child needs a father & a mother. I told you that Gov. Mike Lowry told you that every young ambiguous lad needs a queer mentor. Which brings us back & back & back to Mark Foley. I mean, wasn't he just carrying Lowry's enlightenment from this faux Washington to the real one?

& when Foley's queer mentorship became untenable, didn't he roll over & resign, which is what Republicans (almost) always do when the going gets tough?

When will queer mentoring Republicans like Foley learn to tough it out like queer 'Crats? He & we need to learn from Barny 'Barnyard' Frank & Gerry 'Studmuffin' Studds & Boy Toy McGreavy. Above all, we need to learn to stop telling the truth. Bill 'Juanita Raper' Clinton showed the way, hey.

(And all you fistards who are drinking urine from Foley's catheter are way too judgemental. You're creeping me out, just like that pervert sex fiend, Ken Starr. So shut up & put some ice on it.)

Posted by Thavage Love | October 4, 2006 11:38 AM
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I'm a gay drunk abused American, Oprah, and let's talk about my book.

Posted by Mark Foley | October 4, 2006 11:45 AM
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Whose turn is it to take out the trash around here, anyway?

Posted by Geni | October 4, 2006 2:18 PM
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And the hits keep coming - turns out they were warned more than TWO years ago now and they did nothing.

Posted by Will in Seattle | October 4, 2006 3:02 PM
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Wankette Update: Google returns hundreds of hits for "Barny Frank," with this polite prompt: Do you mean Barney Frank? Google returns more than a dozen hits for "Barny Fag," with this polite prompt: Do you mean Barney Fag? Apparently Barney is preferred. Ditto McGreevey. Sorry about that.

"(T)hey were warned more than TWO years ago now and they did nothing ..." because they've been pussy whipped by the gay jihad. They were afraid of being perceived to be picking on a, you know, Gay American.

Posted by The thavage love that dare not speak its name | October 4, 2006 3:26 PM

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