Archeologist of the day- Brendan!!
Maybe a Lamb-Vulture is the new in-house pet at Stranger HQ.
More specifically, bald men whose heads look like stones from above are fucked.
Can we get one of them lamb-vultures to drop a turtle on Neil Simon?
Or Moby?
What does it say when the Theater Editor is singing the praises of a gigantic raptor that kills playwrights by dropping rocks on their heads?
That's a Mutter-Ficker Ossifrage, to you Herr Kiley!
I totally thought this was like the Hotheaded Naked Ice Borer, which I believed existed for years. But no! This vile beastie is real! Maybe we should cancel that upcoming Alpine ski vacation... this thing sounds like a real fucker.
This is why I love the Slog.
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