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Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Ask a Homo

posted by on October 11 at 12:20 PM

With Seattlest deciding to “Ask a Dot-commer” about one of this week’s noteworthy events, I thought I’d ask a homo about another of this week’s happenings: the Jim McGreevey reading at Elliott Bay last night.

I’m not a huge fan of McGreevey, the former New Jersey governor who came out of the closet two years ago, at age 47. Here’s what I wrote about him in the Stranger’s Queer Issue this year:

Gay rights groups applauded McGreevey’s courage in coming out of the closet at age 47, but a lot of homosexuals I knew wanted to slap him for taking so long and causing so much harm along the way. My ex-girlfriend from long ago, herself no fan of closet cases, has a stock answer to the question of how to punish people who fuck up in the way McGreevey has fucked up: “Their punishment is their life.”

So I didn’t make it a point to be at his Seattle reading as he flogged his tell-all book, The Confession. But a couple of gay men I know did. Here’s the report from one, who wants his handle to be “Another Late-Bloomer for Change.”

I was drawn less by interest in the book itself, and more by curiosity about him as a person. Aside from the fact that he was a terrible reader, and the writing seemed pretty cliche (quotes Dostoevsky), when he moved to the Q & A he was super charming, informative and inspiring. He called attention to our unfortunate two-party system where one party opposes gay rights and the other remains silent; he reminded us the we have a voting population where 30 percent of voters self-identify as Evangelical Christian; and he spoke about the need to never settle for anything less than gay marriage because if we do it will always be just that: less than marriage.

He also spoke of hope that the culture will change, repeating again and again that ‘time is on our side’ as the intolerant age and eventually die. (Perhaps this changed culture will also be guided by politicians who never have to apologize for being gay — or in his case, closeted.)

Too bad he still isn’t Governor.

My other friend at the reading reports that he went home, fell asleep, and…

…had an amazingly hot and surprising sex dream about McGreevey.

I’ve demanded details (and an interpretation of the suspected meaning). More to come…

UPDATE: The friend writes:

It is too graphic to write about — but it was also incredibly hot. I don’t have time for an interpretation, except that I went into the reading not respecting him b/c of the shitty choices he made, etc…, and left respecting him and, obviously, finding him attrative.

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1

Already asked a Mexican, thanks, but he knew nada. Maybe the homo has the answer.

Posted by Mistress McGreeeeeeeevey | October 11, 2006 12:24 PM
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I guess no one asked him about his affair with the man he hired to be the Dept of Homeland Security Chief of NJ? Not exactly Foley-esque, but patronage at its least.

No one asked him why he thinks its ok to pitch his book to people that he didn't consider himself "one of" until he got caught with a cock in his mouth?

Did anyone ask him: What's better Gov - being a closet case on the public tit or being "out loud and proud" on the LGBT tit?

If this ass were still Gov, he'd be far less willing to be vocal about the failings of our 2 party system because he would still be profiting from that very dynamic.

Now that he is living under different circumstances, he is looking for new ways to profit - by making himself sound appealing to LGBTs.

It is the way of American politics - say whatever you want to the audience you are trying to woo. You don't have to believe a word of it as long as they do.

Fuck him. If he wants to hear what its like to be a "gay American" he should (to quote Babs Streisand) shut the fuck up and listen to what we have to say instead of parading his tawdry tales around like he is some goddamn prophet. He should be giving us money and helping us gain access to write our stories and he should promote those as the experience of gay Americans.

That selfish prick owes US.

He will be 5 blocks from my apt on this Saturday.

Posted by patrick C | October 11, 2006 12:42 PM
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I appreciate everything Patrick C's comment immensely.

As for Eli's friend's claim that his McGreevey dream is "too graphic to write about"—huh? Did they do sex acts involving letters not found on the standard keyboard? Out with it!

Posted by David Schmader | October 11, 2006 1:53 PM
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Please ignore my erroneous everything.

Posted by David Schmader | October 11, 2006 1:55 PM
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Speaking of Babs,

Faux News is reporting that she used an AK-47 on some heckler who made a disparaging comment about her 1972 classic "What's Up, Doc?"

That fool never had a chance against the Streisanator.

Posted by Andrew | October 11, 2006 2:13 PM

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