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Little bottles?

Weak.

Savage, at least spring for the big bottles, fool!

Posted by wags | October 13, 2006 3:37 PM
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"The fantastic witchcraft of teenage algorithm"? Sounds like the whiskey's already working. PS: "algorithm" is a funny word to make your extremely drunk friends try to say.

Posted by Fnarf | October 13, 2006 3:39 PM
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Endorsements for what, homecoming queen?

Because, like, my best friend Stephanie Pure is like totally running, and like I know she's not as popular as some of the other candidates, but, like she's really pretty and has a lot of school spirit, and she would be a totally cool homecoming queen and you guys would be, like, totally invited to her parties and stuff.

Posted by Sean | October 13, 2006 3:54 PM
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Sean,

Stephanie Pure is 32 years old.

Posted by Ayatollah Sexism | October 13, 2006 3:58 PM
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What is "teenage Al Gore Rhythm"?

Whaddya wanna bet, they'll endorse Huge Foskett 'stead of Jamie?? Sean - you purely rock. One hopes - in their smashed reportertorial mode - the Staff may be capable of sleuthing out that Huge hasn't been to a gay bar either. Big gnus.

Posted by GOODBYE, COLUMBUS | October 13, 2006 4:04 PM
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savage, make with the booze upstairs! I'm so thirsty!

Posted by nipper | October 13, 2006 4:11 PM
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Dan, your son must be so proud.

Posted by Pike Place Blogger | October 13, 2006 4:15 PM
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We are pro whiskey, I'm with Nipper share the teenage algorithm!

Posted by Next room over | October 13, 2006 4:26 PM
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Any truth to the rumor you guys are endorsing Linde Knighton?

Posted by Cory | October 13, 2006 5:12 PM

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