Little bottles?
Weak.
Savage, at least spring for the big bottles, fool!
"The fantastic witchcraft of teenage algorithm"? Sounds like the whiskey's already working. PS: "algorithm" is a funny word to make your extremely drunk friends try to say.
Endorsements for what, homecoming queen?
Because, like, my best friend Stephanie Pure is like totally running, and like I know she's not as popular as some of the other candidates, but, like she's really pretty and has a lot of school spirit, and she would be a totally cool homecoming queen and you guys would be, like, totally invited to her parties and stuff.
Sean,
Stephanie Pure is 32 years old.
What is "teenage Al Gore Rhythm"?
Whaddya wanna bet, they'll endorse Huge Foskett 'stead of Jamie?? Sean - you purely rock. One hopes - in their smashed reportertorial mode - the Staff may be capable of sleuthing out that Huge hasn't been to a gay bar either. Big gnus.
savage, make with the booze upstairs! I'm so thirsty!
Dan, your son must be so proud.
We are pro whiskey, I'm with Nipper share the teenage algorithm!
Any truth to the rumor you guys are endorsing Linde Knighton?
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