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The man got drunk at the zoo. He jumped into the panda exhibit. He felt warmly toward the sleeping panda so he petted it. The panda bit him. He bit the panda back. The panda bit him again. He bit the panda back again. The two fought until they were separated. They are now mortal enemies. This happened.
The drunk guy was drunk. What's the panda's excuse?
LOL
Bears bite? Why didn't anyone inform me?
Could have been worse. Much worse.
Remember this "Simpsons" episode:
simpsons did it!
"The panda, who was asleep, was startled and bit Zhang, 35, on the right leg, it said."
Wow...a talking panda, no less (or was it a talking leg?).
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“We’re not considering punishing him now,” Ye said in a telephone interview. “He’s suffered quite a bit of shock.”
The Panda? or the Drunk?