After receiving the sad, sad news that WHITNEY HOUSTON and BOBBY BROWN are planning on getting a divorce (after 14 years of marriage), I felt obliged to dig up this clip from the classic reality show Being Bobby Brown, wherein Whtiney describes the true meaning of “black love”—yet I must warn you, it involves digging a doodie bubble out of her butt.

Farewell, “black love.” Farewell.