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Friday, September 29, 2006

The Morning News

posted by on September 29 at 8:26 AM

The Senate: Who needs habeas corpus?

McGavick: Yeah, who needs habeas corpus?

The House: Who needs restrictions on government wiretapping?

Bush: Who needs bad news?

Kennedy: Who needs anything more than 40 days these days?

Sons of Confederate Veterans: Who needs George Allen?

McGreevey: Who needs Letterman?

Letterman: Who needs McGreevey?

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I love that picture of George Allen - he looks like he's about to cry. (As well he should!) If only Virginia voters weren't such damn head-in-the-sand rightwingers, that election wouldn't even be close.

Posted by david | September 29, 2006 9:46 AM

Why has The Stranger not made a peep about the woman cyclist that was killed this week while riding to work? More cyclists have been killed this year by automobiles than gays killed by moronic Reggae stars. Shame on you, Dan Savage.

Critical Mass will be ridden tonite in her memory.

Posted by DOUG. | September 29, 2006 10:16 AM

Doug, I was just going to ask the exact same thing: Seattle Times piece

Posted by charles | September 29, 2006 11:01 AM

Because the Stranger actually hates bike riders, since most of them own and use cars - or at best the bus.

Posted by Will in Seattle | September 29, 2006 11:56 AM

Media: Mr. President, haven't you ever heard of Habeas Corpus?
Bush: Sorry, I don't read Shakespeare.

Posted by Gomez | September 30, 2006 3:25 PM

Hey Dan, whatever happened to the ITMFA site?

Posted by Rielle | October 1, 2006 9:39 PM

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