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Americans to Iraq: Bush tosses 13,000 more troops at failed Iraq war policy.
Iran to World: Fuck off.
The Loyal Opposition Acts Like One: Dems push no confidence vote in Rummy.
Like father, like son: FBI raids office of Alaska Senator Steven’s son.
Global Warming: California does something about it.
Plan B: Washington pharmacists must dispense morning after pill—unless, you know, they don’t wanna.
More Carnage: Another day, another crazy driver.
Under the Gun: How to convert to Islam against your will.
Chairman Mao: He’s history.
Andre Agassi: Old pro beats odds, kids.
Andre Agassi beats kids?