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Friday, September 8, 2006

“The Blair Necessities”

Posted by on September 8 at 11:04 AM


No doubt many of you remember, fondly or not, The Facts of Life’s Blair, played by ex-Mouseketeer Lisa Whelchel.

Perhaps some die-hard fans are even aware that the kooky, adult, and very, very Christian Ms. Whelchel has her very own blog.

But are you aware of the blog devoted to Lisa Whelchel’s blog? The one that’s funnier than shit?

Thanks to the many people who discovered this before I did, including my dream man Jake.

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Meanwhile, Tony Blair's web site gets sabotaged.

I have to admit that I had a crush on that curvacious christian hottie back when. She still looks pretty good today.

Does anyone have any video of that old show? I barely remember what Blair sounds like...

What a nasty piece of work she is.
As for 'curvacious religious hotties' I VASTLY prefer that Indian snake goddess in the post above. No contest!

Thanks a lot for drudging up that horrible intro. song. Now I'm doomed to be hearing it in my head all day long.

you take the good you take the bad you take em both and there you have the facts of life ...

Damn you!

Damn you D HUYGENS!!! Now I have that song stuck in mind.

I found this blog about a month ago and spent the first day reading all the archives--all the way back to the beginning. I laughed out loud at several of the entries (and killed the better part of a work day). It's often catty and always humorous. His companion blog has its moments, too, but not so many as the Blair Necessities.

Religion aside, she's a FREAK!

'Yeah, for Krispy Kreme and STDs. Actually, that sounds pretty good'

Mmmmm.... Krispy Kremes. Blair. Tootie... oh - and Joe! What a naughty surprise! This is a goooooood fantasy.

wait - who's that??? Ms. Garrett? whaaaaa? What are you... hmmph...
"Ms. Garrett, what's that strapped to your.." aarrrg!

I'm sorry, but it's not a true "Facts of Life" fantasy unless it involves Blair's cousin-with-cerebral-palsy-who's-also-a-comic Jerri...

...and all of those little CP tykes who benefit from her born-again comedy telethon. AKA "Jerri's kids"...

mad propz to jerri for taking it to the next level on deadwood...

Wasn't Jo TV's first prime-time lesbian?

I hear Geri is amazing in 'Shortbus.'

I thought Jo and Blair were having a secret love affair on the Fats of Life!!

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