Slog - Comments on Suri Surfaces http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces Well, there you have it--she exists, and Annie Leibovitz has proof.... Copyright 2007 Wed, 06 Sep 2006 13:06:44 -0800 Mon, 18 Sep 2006 17:26:07 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Nick I AM NOT TRYING TO HAVE THIS. THIS IS CHRIS KLEIN'S BABY.

]]> Nick http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c458289 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c458289 Trash Wed, 06 Sep 2006 13:07:30 -0800 Comment by D Huygens How long since the baby was supposedly born? That kid looks kinda old to me.

]]> D Huygens http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c458297 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c458297 Trash Wed, 06 Sep 2006 13:11:01 -0800 Comment by Megan Seling Is that what a thetan looks like?

]]> Megan Seling http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c458299 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c458299 Trash Wed, 06 Sep 2006 13:12:07 -0800 Comment by DOUG. She has Edward Norton's eyes.

]]> DOUG. http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c458304 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c458304 Trash Wed, 06 Sep 2006 13:21:10 -0800 Comment by Who Really Fucking Cares? (See name.)

]]> Who Really Fucking Cares? http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c458305 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c458305 Trash Wed, 06 Sep 2006 13:21:28 -0800 Comment by Laurence Ballard No scars from the horn removal; jacket hides the tail - excellent cover shot by Ms. Leibovitz.

]]> Laurence Ballard http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c458320 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c458320 Trash Wed, 06 Sep 2006 13:37:29 -0800 Comment by MoTown So much hair!! Do they make baby-wigs?

]]> MoTown http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c458326 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c458326 Trash Wed, 06 Sep 2006 13:41:01 -0800 Comment by The Peanut Gallery Ain't that sweet... they kept it looking like Harvey Stephens...

]]> The Peanut Gallery http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c458329 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c458329 Trash Wed, 06 Sep 2006 13:44:15 -0800 Comment by Dilda Is Tom loosing his looks?

]]> Dilda http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c458334 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c458334 Trash Wed, 06 Sep 2006 13:47:45 -0800 Comment by seattle98104 do i care? no.

]]> seattle98104 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c458345 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c458345 Trash Wed, 06 Sep 2006 13:54:33 -0800 Comment by nipper I hate them! I hate them so much!

]]> nipper http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c458371 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c458371 Trash Wed, 06 Sep 2006 14:24:43 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle TMI. Don't care. Will die in the War in Iceland, after Princess Bush invades following the War on Iran.

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c458382 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c458382 Trash Wed, 06 Sep 2006 14:37:44 -0800 Comment by Shoshana The religion of Tom Cruise is disgusting. His career should be ruined. Mel Gibson also practices a terrible religion. As a Jew I feel it's my duty to fight for justice and the truth. These two popular actors are harming our young people.

]]> Shoshana http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c458393 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c458393 Trash Wed, 06 Sep 2006 14:49:45 -0800 Comment by chris Yes that baby looks like an old man wearing a wig.

]]> chris http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c458402 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c458402 Trash Wed, 06 Sep 2006 14:55:25 -0800 Comment by Fnarf God damn, how much do I hate Annie Liebowitz and Vanity Fair and the Cruises and their whole world? Drop a nuke on Hollywood, get it over with.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c458405 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c458405 Trash Wed, 06 Sep 2006 14:59:56 -0800 Comment by Shoshana Scientology is a religion of hate. Tom Cruise should have his career ruined. Mel Gibson's religion is just as bad. Judaism is a religion of peace and love. It saddens my heart that the world's most peaceful religion is oppressed, while Tom Cruise and Mel Gibson are allowed to continue to make films.

]]> Shoshana http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c458409 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c458409 Trash Wed, 06 Sep 2006 15:02:55 -0800 Comment by Keenan Is that not the worst fucking headline imaginable or what?

]]> Keenan http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c458415 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c458415 Trash Wed, 06 Sep 2006 15:05:10 -0800 Comment by Monkey Shoshana says:

Mel Gibson also practices a terrible religion ... Scientology is a religion of hate ... As a Jew I feel it's my duty to fight for justice and the truth.

Shoshana also said:

As a Jew, one thing I hate about Christians is they always have to show off their religion. You don't see American Jews going around bragging about being Jewish every five minutes.

Monkey says:

Shoshana, shut up.

Everyone else says:

Monkey, stop feeding the trolls.

]]> Monkey http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c458463 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c458463 Trash Wed, 06 Sep 2006 15:50:29 -0800 Comment by Monkey ..and for an on-topic comment, who do you think is going to grow up as the world's worst head-case: Michael Jackson's kid, or poor little Suri here?

]]> Monkey http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c458466 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c458466 Trash Wed, 06 Sep 2006 15:53:13 -0800 Comment by Dan Savage Jackson's, hands down.

Being dropped from that balcony was the best possible outcome for that poor kid.

]]> Dan Savage http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c458526 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c458526 Trash Wed, 06 Sep 2006 17:08:49 -0800 Comment by Brian Rules of rebuilding your career/image when you are dumped by a movie studio because you are being crazy and most people are tired of you.

1) Apologize to Brook Shields and let the press know you did this privately for publicity. Actualy I think we all should have a shrine to Brook in our homes so we can apologize to it each day to purge our guilt.
2) Use new baby to boost image as a nice guy.
3)
4)
Well the next steps have not happened yet but you can fill them in when they happen. It should be something like famous friends saying swell things about Tom. Wait a minute I think Nicole Kidman did that recently I will have to check the tabloids it could be # 3.

]]> Brian http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c458834 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c458834 Trash Thu, 07 Sep 2006 09:21:30 -0800 Comment by ktmonster I don't care what anyone says, that kid is Chris Klein's clone, mystery solved, you can all sleep better at night now.

]]> ktmonster http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c459182 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c459182 Trash Thu, 07 Sep 2006 18:57:03 -0800 Comment by Mike I just want to cut through the cynicism for a second and say, dang, that's a cute kid.

]]> Mike http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c459251 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c459251 Trash Fri, 08 Sep 2006 00:18:01 -0800 Comment by mz lizzi Yet another bit of publicity for the vacuous of LaLa land.
Pair Tom Cruise and his Fiance with Paris Hilton and what do you get? An incredible waste of skin.

]]> mz lizzi http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c465206 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c465206 Trash Mon, 18 Sep 2006 03:35:10 -0800 Comment by Chris Hogue Tom who?

]]> Chris Hogue http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c465210 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c465210 Trash Mon, 18 Sep 2006 03:47:29 -0800 Comment by Ms. C. If they had to stoop so low as to lie about it, that's really sad! Will they lie to her as she grows up about her real birthday and father??

]]> Ms. C. http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c465289 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c465289 Trash Mon, 18 Sep 2006 09:25:20 -0800 Comment by jennifer Maury Povich has agreed to do a paternity test!

]]> jennifer http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c465453 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c465453 Trash Mon, 18 Sep 2006 13:49:01 -0800 Comment by Rita Book Shoshana, You're jealous,
We Catholics brag about our religion because we are proud of it

]]> Rita Book http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c465584 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/09/suri_surfaces#c465584 Trash Mon, 18 Sep 2006 17:26:07 -0800