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Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Stiffed!

posted by on September 26 at 11:15 AM

Remember that guy with the steel penile implant that was supposed to give him an erection when he wanted one? But the implant was faulty and left him with a permanent erection, making it impossible for the man to hold his grandchildren? The guy a jury awarded a million bucks for his pain and suffering?

A judge tossed out the ruling, and now the man with the ever-lasting hard-on isn’t going to get squat.

Worst detail from the report has to be this…

Lennon received the steel and plastic implant in 1996, about two years before the impotence drug Viagra went on the market.

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1

You've gotta feel bad for the jurors in that trial. Ew.

Posted by Seth | September 26, 2006 12:29 PM
2

What's the matter with Granpa having a stiffy?

Posted by Pervy Perv | September 26, 2006 2:18 PM
3

It is soooo fucked up on the judge's part! Probably a republican

Posted by Dianna | September 26, 2006 3:23 PM
4

God, what a boner.

Posted by Gomez | September 26, 2006 6:19 PM

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